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Miss Marple Worf: Well, just before the Ensign exploded, he was saying that his uniform felt VERY tight.
Frankie Chestnuts Riker (on communicator): "Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?"
Worf: "Hold, please."
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "What the hell was that, Mr. Worf?"
Worf: "Sorry, Sir. But that wasn't me. That was one of those "alternate reality" versions of me. I'll go look for him right now."
PegasusJF Worf: Achooooo!
Picard: Targ Flu, it's no joke.
McFortner They say to sneeze and cough into your elbow, not your hand, Mr. Worf. Now you know why.
Miss Marple Captian Picard: I TOLD you to stop picking at it.
Admiral Dunsel Worf: "Amazing! And you humans call this 'Zit-Popping'. Thank you for the advice, sir!"
Bird of Prey Picard: ''Did you know that the replicator can create rotten eggs!?''
Worf: ''The audience apparently didn't like our performance of that Gilbert and Sullivan song. We should have practiced more.''
EMH_MkI Dealing with species communicating exclusively through projectile vomiting is a particularly messy affair.
Frankie Chestnuts Director: "MAKEUP!"
RogueSkyknight Picard: "A bit too much emphasis on the the "spit" portion of a spit handshake, Mr. Worf..."
Mikey "Umm... gesundheit?"
Bird of Prey Picard: ''Mr. Worf, enter a Jefferies tube and find out were this disgusting ooze that is leaking through the roof comes from!''
Worf: ''Don't worry, Captain. I know the bowels of this ship like the back of my... wait, has that line always been there?''
N'tran DS 12 My life line shows a continuation in another series.
My heart line shows an upcoming marriage, as well as judging a Miss Universe contest.
My head line shows... ridges.
MR. WORF Worf : Sniff ... Sniff .. This is the sent of a Female Klingon ..... Grrrrrr......GRRRRRR... !!
Capt. Piccard : OH!!! SHIT . Computer Override !!! Stop the turbo lift !!!!!!!!!
Bodhi Picard: "Thank you for the warm greeting Mr. Ambassador. The Federation is looking forward to our new alliance with the Flemonian Empire."
Miss Marple Mr Worf: Look at my hand! I can see the veins …I can see the …
Star Trek training video #42: "Just say no to Synth-Acid"
Frankie Chestnuts In a frozen corner of the galaxy, the Enterprise crew was forced to eat Wesley Crusher... And there was much rejoicing.
Frankie Chestnuts Dorn: “Felish catush ish your taxonomic nomenclachure,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivoroush by nature;
Your vishual, olfactory, and auditory shensesh
Contribute to your hunting shikllsh and natural defenshess.
.
I find myself intrigued by your shubvocal oschillationsh-“
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Patrick: “MICHAEL!! CHRIST!! Take out those teeth before reciting that!”
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Gesundheit!"
The Geek "Really, Number One, do you have to play the trombone while eating clam chowder?"
McFortner Worf: 42.5 meters. He spits like a warrior.
Picard: Good aim, too.
Admiral Dunsel Worf: "Sorry Captain, but I think that someone has brought a Tribble onboard."
Coradi Kahless Bless You.

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