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|jg||Bashir: How was I to know Odo kept his bucket there. I thought it was some Cardassian toilet.|
|PegasusJF||Whatever Bashir is selling, Kira ain't buying|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "Hi! My name is Larry! I'm your "R.A.", or Resident Assistant. I'm her to make sure you are safe here in the dorm."
Kira: "More like Resident Ass,"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kira: "...if only he were wearing a red shirt..."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Dax: "Hi... I'm a Mac"
Sisko: "...and I'm a PC"
Bashir: "...and I'm a Game Boy."
Kira (to self) "...and I'm a gonna kicka you ass."
|DBB||Sisko: How do you feel, doctor?
Bashir: Good. Better than good, in fact. ... Not enhanced though. Definitely not enhanced! Because that's illegal. Genetic engineering and Kahn and stuff. Normal. I feel normal. ...look at us...all normal. Just standing around...being normal.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: "Aren't you lucky Jadzia... We're on the same team!"
Daz: "Yeah... Great."
|Bird of Prey||Dax: "Yes Julian, we acknowledge that your teeth are perfect. Now close your mouth."|
|Merat||Everyone is very very carefully not looking down right now... and its making me very nervous.|
|Merat||Here we can see that the men's and women's TNG uniforms are different... and we can see WHY they were different.|
|Miss Marple||Sisko, to self: I feel like I'm going to lose a lot of hair over this dude.|
|PegasusJF||Dr. Julian Bashir, the latest poster-boy for "Natural Male Enhancement"|
|Bird of Prey||Bashir (comes out of the bathroom): "Phew! If I were you, I would wait a few minutes 'til to go in there..."|
|MLCoolJ||Bashir: I can't wait to amaze these ordinary folk with my superior intellect, and they won't even know that it's all because of my illegal genetic enhancements.
Kira: You realize you said that out loud, right?
Jadzia: Shall we start laughing at the "superior intellect"?
Sisko: Yes, we shall.
(everybody except Bashir laughs)
|Shut up, Wesley!||Heh... yep, you guys were right. That wasn't the boys bathroom...|
|Bird of Prey||Bashir: "Sorry that I am late, but I met Morn on my way to here - and you know how talkative he is!"|
|Miss Marple||Dax: Keep your pants on, Buckeroo!
Ben: Seriously, GO BACK INSIDE, puts pants ON, and keep pants on AT ALL TIMES. It's a... a DS9 thing.
|Miss Marple||Dax: We were reading your transfer data. What does the "GMO" stand for?|
|Bird of Prey||Jadzia: "Wow, Quark is having quite the meltdown in there! Did you diagnose him having a lethal disease or something?"
Bashir: "Oh, I just told him to give up oo-mox because it's bad for his health."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Dax: "Our suspicions are correct, Commander. He is the "Mirror Universe" Bashir... Unfortunately, he is the same pompous ass in that one."|
|jg||BASHIR: Look, I can explain
Kira: I would really love to hear it.
Bashir: Enterprise, one for immediate transport. Enterprise, do read, I need an emergency transport.
|jg||Where will you be when diarrhea strikes.
If your Bashir, it would be when your on a three day trip through the wormhole in a runabout.
|jg||I guess the question of who farted on the turbolift will never be answered. But I do have my suspicions...|
|Chromedome||"OK, first rule, what happens at Smug Club STAYS at Smug Club."|
|MR. WORF||Kirah & Dax were none to happy to find Julian had taken the last of the toilet paper !!|
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