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Bird of Prey Archer: "What is the purpose of this tattoo?"
Tattooed guy: "It's for intimidating other people! Does it work?"
Archer: "...yes."
EMH_MkI "Hey! Like my goatee? I drew it on myself."
Archer: *thinking* "Just keep smiling and don't make eye contact..."
Merat By this point in the season they'd pretty much just given up on making the aliens look the least bit alien, hadn't they?
PegasusJF Zobral: I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty and bright
And I pity
Anyone who isn’t me tonight
MR. WORF Archer : Zobral are you aware that you are urinating into a Jefferies Tube ???
Zobral : OH !! Well at least my aim is good !!!
Trip in the Tube : What the &%#@ is going on ?!!! OMG! Its urine !!!!
Mikey "Joey... have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Bird of Prey Archer: "How do I tell him in a dignified way that there is still a part of his lunch on his chin..."
PHRobertson Must... resist... urge to laugh... must... resist... urge to... laugh... resistance... failing...
Bird of Prey Archer (thinking): "Whatever I do, I must not mention his tattoo!"
Tattoo guy (thinking): "Why doesn't he notice my awesome tattoo?"
Frankie Chestnuts Archer (to self): "Eyes front... eyes front... eyes front...eyes front..."
Archer (out loud): "EYES FRONT! I have a shy bladder."
N'tran DS 12 Not the Mark of Gideon.
Miss Marple Zobral: ... You KNOW I like 'em young.
Archer: So do I, Zobral, so do I...
(Based on an actual conversation I overheard on a dance floor!)
Bird of Prey Archer: "I have a tattoo too, but the judge said that I am not allowed to show it in public..."
Silent Bob Archer (thinking): "Must learn the word for 'permanent' in his language"
EMH_MkI Pictured: Awkward urinal moment.
Bird od Prey Zobral: "Oh, this tattoo isn't finished yet, I only had the first session so far. It's eventually supposed to go all the way down..."
ilandra
"Someone seems to have drawn a paperclip on my chin"
Miss Marple Archer: Don't feel bad. The time I got drunk and passed, out the guys took a marker and drew "junk" on my face.
Zobral shakes his head.
N'tran DS 12 The goatee looked better in the artist's sketches.
MLCoolJ Zobral: So you're the guy from "Quantum Leap", huh?
Bird of Prey Archer: "Does this tattoo have any specific symbolism in your culture?"
Tattoo guy: "No, I just lost a bet."
DBB "I call it a goattoo!"
"Okay."
"It's a combination of goatee and tat-"
"Okay."
Merat Tattoo by Sharpie. Hairstyle by light socket.
ilandra So this is what happens when the make-up department runs out of ideas for aliens!

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