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|Obama3rdterm||Ensign Kim: "That's a big wall."
Neelix: "That's a very big wall."
Seven of Nine: "Why was it built?"
Janeway: "The wall was an expression of ego by a local leader."
|MLCoolJ||"Keeping Up With The Cardassians" finally reaches the Delta Quadrant.|
|Mikey||"So NOBODY brought any folding chairs?"|
|Skipbear||Seven, "I did some research into what a 'Dirty Neelix' is.|
|MLCoolJ||Super Bowl CDXI: The Voyager crew is awestruck by the first Super Bowl appearance of the Detroit Lions.|
|mwhittington||Janeway: What the heck is this!?
Neelix: I was rummaging around in the computer looking for information on Cardassians, but I believe I spelled the name wrong and found this old Earth program about something called Kardashians.
Kim: Hard to tell either species apart, really.
|Frankie Chestnuts||First Row (R to L):
Second Row (R to L)
"Telaxian... Species 218... Dense musculature. He will make an excellent drone."
Third Row (R to L):
|Frankie Chestnuts||To the shock of the crew, Neelix broadcasts the long lost Kes fantasy video diary. Consensus is that he should have previewed it prior to the event.|
|AJ||Why is Seven checking out Neelix's butt, while everyone else is staring at the screen?|
|MR. WORF||Ensign Kim: What that on my leg ?
Seven Of Nine : Relax Ensign ..... Resistance is fultile !!
|BigMac1212||The mood shifted when a crewmate quipped "It's only a model."|
|DBB||"I don't understand. I thought we were supposed to be seeing messages from Earth. Who is this Rick Astley and what is a Rick Roll?"
"I've been through the entire upload. This is all there is."
*Tom Paris' laughter is heard through the door*
|Frankie Chestnuts||Tuvok: “What is this ‘You Tube’, and why are there so many videos of cats?”
Neelix: “Videos of cats??? I thought this was the menu choices for tomorrow’s lunch.”
|Frankie Chestnuts||Broadcast: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooal"
Janeway: "God... I hate that Ronaldo."
|Miss Marple||I understand the concept of "stoppage time", but this cannot be correct.|
|Cyrus Ramsay||Janeway:"There's instant demotion for anyone who mocks the idea of a female 'Doctor Who'".|
|N'tran DS 12||The Snack Bar named Not Neelix's drew a capacity crowd.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||It's 2374... and the vuvuzela's STILL annoy everyone trying to watch the World Cup.|
|ilandra||Seven wished she'd never worked out how Copperfield did all those tricks.|
|MLCoolJ||It's been a slow week, so our heroes have been passing the time by binge-watching "The Orville".|
|Mikey||"Wait... who's driving?"|
|Cyrus Ramsay||Seven of Nine: "This is the 200th film in the series, yet you all still accept that this 'James Bond' has been the same character all along?"|
|Obama3rdterm||Watching the continuing plane crash of the Trump Presidency.|
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: "Okay, but this is the last cat video we are watching today. After that, everyone gets back to work!"|
|Cyrus Ramsay||"This is Captain Katherine Janeway of the starship 'Voyager'. How can we help you?"
"Captain Janeway, my name is Arthur Dent and if you're still looking for Earth, I have some rather bad news for you."
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