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|Silent Bob||Archer (thinking): "Must remember to hide the Sharpies on diplomatic missions..."|
|Bird of Prey||Archer: "What is the purpose of this tattoo?"
Tattooed guy: "It's for intimidating other people! Does it work?"
|EMH_MkI||"Hey! Like my goatee? I drew it on myself."
Archer: *thinking* "Just keep smiling and don't make eye contact..."
|Merat||By this point in the season they'd pretty much just given up on making the aliens look the least bit alien, hadn't they?|
|PegasusJF||Zobral: I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty and bright
And I pity
Anyone who isn’t me tonight
|MR. WORF||Archer : Zobral are you aware that you are urinating into a Jefferies Tube ???
Zobral : OH !! Well at least my aim is good !!!
Trip in the Tube : What the &%#@ is going on ?!!! OMG! Its urine !!!!
|Mikey||"Joey... have you ever seen a grown man naked?"|
|Bird of Prey||Archer: "How do I tell him in a dignified way that there is still a part of his lunch on his chin..."|
|PHRobertson||Must... resist... urge to laugh... must... resist... urge to... laugh... resistance... failing...|
|Bird of Prey||Archer (thinking): "Whatever I do, I must not mention his tattoo!"
Tattoo guy (thinking): "Why doesn't he notice my awesome tattoo?"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Archer (to self): "Eyes front... eyes front... eyes front...eyes front..."
Archer (out loud): "EYES FRONT! I have a shy bladder."
|N'tran DS 12||Not the Mark of Gideon.|
|Miss Marple||Zobral: ... You KNOW I like 'em young.
Archer: So do I, Zobral, so do I...
(Based on an actual conversation I overheard on a dance floor!)
|Bird of Prey||Archer: "I have a tattoo too, but the judge said that I am not allowed to show it in public..."|
|Silent Bob||Archer (thinking): "Must learn the word for 'permanent' in his language"|
|EMH_MkI||Pictured: Awkward urinal moment.|
|Bird od Prey||Zobral: "Oh, this tattoo isn't finished yet, I only had the first session so far. It's eventually supposed to go all the way down..."|
"Someone seems to have drawn a paperclip on my chin"
|Miss Marple||Archer: Don't feel bad. The time I got drunk and passed, out the guys took a marker and drew "junk" on my face.
Zobral shakes his head.
|N'tran DS 12||The goatee looked better in the artist's sketches.|
|MLCoolJ||Zobral: So you're the guy from "Quantum Leap", huh?|
|Bird of Prey||Archer: "Does this tattoo have any specific symbolism in your culture?"
Tattoo guy: "No, I just lost a bet."
|DBB||"I call it a goattoo!"
"It's a combination of goatee and tat-"
|Merat||Tattoo by Sharpie. Hairstyle by light socket.|
|ilandra||So this is what happens when the make-up department runs out of ideas for aliens!|
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