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MLCoolJ Quark and Odo watching the Alpha Quadrant's new reality show: "Keeping Up with the Cardassians".

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Miss Marple Where's that Christmas music coming from?
Frankie Chestnuts Odo: "What the...? Is that Santa's sleigh being pulled by a shuttle craft??"
Frankie Chestnuts Odo: "Well... I've seen worse, but that's some serious water damage. You're going to need a plumber... a drywall guy... and a painter."
Quark: "Well... It was pretty messy... But it was worth it."
MLCoolJ After drinking too much Saurian brandy, Morn accepted a dare to fill one stomach with Diet Coke and the other one with Mentos. Two minutes later, everyone got to watch him rocket across the Promenade.
Bird of Prey Odo: "You offer bungee jumping now?"
Quark: "The people love it! It drives crowds into my bar!"
Odo: "What if someone gets hurt?"
Quark: "Better them than me."
Odo: "They might sue you."
Quark: "OH GOD, STOP THE BUNGEE JUMPING AT ONCE!"
Cyrus Ramsay Odo: "I do wish Apollo would dress more decorously when he visits."
mwhittington There's a reason why Quark hired dabo girls to clean the upper section of his bar while wearing miniskirts... especially when they bend over to pick up trash.
Bird of Prey Odo: "You added a huge chandelier to your bar? Isn't that a bit too kitschy?"
Quark: "That word doesn't exist in the Ferengi language."
RedDwarfian Odo: "Quark... do you see that red dot on the wall there?"
Quark, to self: 'I don't know if I should kill Rom, or give him a raise.'
Chromedome Ye canna change the laws of Christmas, Jim!
Frankie Chestnuts Quark: "Good God, Odo! What the hell did you eat?"
Odo: "Technically, I absorb nutrients while I am regenerating... But it was a burrito."

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