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|Bryan Moore||Well, Doctor, Oo-mox is far less tiring on a man of your... proportions.|
|MLCoolJ||Jadzia: My mind to your mind...my thoughts to your thoughts...|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Nana: Siddig… do you want to grab a bite- TERRY! WHAT THE HELL???|
|Bird of Prey||And you thought Vulcans are the only species who can do mind melds...|
|AJ||... and if I position his corpse like this it will look like he's asleep and I'll be able to get away before they discover he's dead.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Vulcan neck pinch.... Trill Style!|
|Miss Marple||FYI: Yes, this counts as a three-way.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bashir: THERE... ARE... FORTY... LIGHTS!!
Maybe more. It's kind of tough to count them all.
|Niall Johnson||Human: Shatter spinal column at the third vertebra. Death is immediate.|
|MR. WORF||Dax had a bad feeling in her stomach as she started to massage Julian, It felt as if the Symbiont was going to explode from her chest !!! ?|
|AJ||Behold, the Vulcan death grip does exist.|
|Bird of Prey||Bashir: ''I noticed that you are hanging out with Quark quite often lately.''
Dax: ''Well, you can learn a lot from other cultures, even from the Ferengi.''
Bashir: ''Like how to play tongo?''
Dax: ''...aaaand how to provide oo-mox!''
|N'tran DS12||I envy you,Doctor
|N'tran DS 12||Data has Spot, Uhura had a tribble, Dax has Bashir.|
|Bird of Prey||Bashir: ''Ooohh... that's good... please continue...''
Dax (thinking): ''Julian is half asleep. I wonder if he even realizes that it is me...''
Bashir: ''Ooohh... your hands are wonderful... Garak...''
Dax: ''Wait, WHAT?''
|MR. WORF||Dax had just finished her Julian android when she realized she had put in the Female emotion chip ! Qplah !|
|Horta not Vorta||Jadzia is right behind me....Oh Bugger....well that is an idea...|
|Miss Marple||National Geographic QuarkCam.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Dax: “Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?”
(Sound of zipper opening)
Dax: “Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!”
|Frankie Chestnuts||Dax: “Imagine a beautiful park… The sun shining… Birds are chirping… Picture yourself in a boat on a river… With tangerine trees and marmalade skies…”
Julian: “Wait a sec… marmalade skies??
Dax: “Shut up Julian… I’m on a roll… Damn… Where was I?”
Dax: “Right… Let's see... Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada.”
|N'tran DS 12||The imaginative Doctor Bashir
Has a sexy girl rubbing his ear
Wishes come true
Next thing to do,
Is make these uniforms disappear.
|Cyrus Ramsay||In a deleted scene from the 2nd Red Dwarf U.S.A. pilot, Cat gives Kryten a spare head which she prefers.|
|Miss Marple||Jadzia: I know you feel badly that Scaramucci is leaving, but believe me, Frankie Chestnuts feels worse: he's been singing Bohemian Rhapsody ALL WEEK!|
|Bird of Prey||Bashir: ''Is this a phaser in your pocket, or is your symbiont happy to see me?''|
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