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23 Apr 2006

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Jason F. Klingon Woman: Make love to me!
Kim: At least I'm not wearing red.....

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AJ Kim: "The quickest way to a mans heart..."
Ch'Rega: "... is straight through the ribcage. But I warn you, this is gonna be messy!"
Mikey "Tell me the truth - do I need to get tested?"
Kalor Klingon: If you do not cease jabbing that phaser into me I will kill you long before you have a chance to use it.
Kim: Umm... thats not a phaser...
Kalor Tell me how beautiful and sweet and lovely I am or I will strangle you with your own intestines!
Kevin P. I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes.
Bryan Moore "What's that on your breath?"
"It is lobster, Starfleet!"
"Well no more winning caption competitions for him..."
scatterbrain Me want snu snu.
Game Guru GG Kim: Gigh'tal! GIGH'TAL!!!
Female Klingon: Don't mind if I do!
Kim: It's the safeword!!!
CaptainQuantum Hey! Starfleet! My face is up here!
Bryan Moore The Klingon, Ch'Rega, with bosom heaving
Told Kim his pants would soon be leaving
For Harry this was welcome news
As unlike the cow, she stood on two's...
The par'Mach would last the whole night long
And be worthy of a Klingon song
But yet again, Kim had much less
For Neelix took the Klingon-ess!
Paladin Klingon: "Look into my eyes... I said, my EYES !"
Lobster Harry: "I give you my heart!"
Klingon: "Thanks, but I already had lunch today..."
Sir Joseph Bazooka Klingon " Tell that Holographic Doctor one of His Crewmen is severely injured".
Harry " What,,,,I'm Not Injured".
Klingon " By the time I'm Finished with You,,,You will be".
Sondak Like many Klingon females, Ch'Rega did her shopping at Lursa & B'Etor's Secret.
Lister Kim: My what large...ridges you have.
Sir Joseph Bazooka " if You EVER say they're false again I'll rip Yer 'Ead off."

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