Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Silent Bob	Archer (thinking): "Must remember to hide the Sharpies on diplomatic missions..."

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Bird of Prey	Archer: "What is the purpose of this tattoo?" Tattooed guy: "It's for intimidating other people! Does it work?" Archer: "...yes."
EMH_MkI	"Hey! Like my goatee? I drew it on myself." Archer: *thinking* "Just keep smiling and don't make eye contact..."
Merat	By this point in the season they'd pretty much just given up on making the aliens look the least bit alien, hadn't they?
PegasusJF	Zobral: I feel pretty Oh, so pretty I feel pretty, and witty and bright And I pity Anyone who isn’t me tonight
MR. WORF	Archer : Zobral are you aware that you are urinating into a Jefferies Tube ??? Zobral : OH !! Well at least my aim is good !!! Trip in the Tube : What the &%#@ is going on ?!!! OMG! Its urine !!!!
Mikey	"Joey... have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Bird of Prey	Archer: "How do I tell him in a dignified way that there is still a part of his lunch on his chin..."
PHRobertson	Must... resist... urge to laugh... must... resist... urge to... laugh... resistance... failing...
Bird of Prey	Archer (thinking): "Whatever I do, I must not mention his tattoo!" Tattoo guy (thinking): "Why doesn't he notice my awesome tattoo?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Archer (to self): "Eyes front... eyes front... eyes front...eyes front..." Archer (out loud): "EYES FRONT! I have a shy bladder."
N'tran DS 12	Not the Mark of Gideon.
Miss Marple	Zobral: ... You KNOW I like 'em young. Archer: So do I, Zobral, so do I... (Based on an actual conversation I overheard on a dance floor!)
Bird of Prey	Archer: "I have a tattoo too, but the judge said that I am not allowed to show it in public..."
Silent Bob	Archer (thinking): "Must learn the word for 'permanent' in his language"
EMH_MkI	Pictured: Awkward urinal moment.
Bird od Prey	Zobral: "Oh, this tattoo isn't finished yet, I only had the first session so far. It's eventually supposed to go all the way down..."
ilandra	"Someone seems to have drawn a paperclip on my chin"
Miss Marple	Archer: Don't feel bad. The time I got drunk and passed, out the guys took a marker and drew "junk" on my face. Zobral shakes his head.
N'tran DS 12	The goatee looked better in the artist's sketches.
MLCoolJ	Zobral: So you're the guy from "Quantum Leap", huh?
Bird of Prey	Archer: "Does this tattoo have any specific symbolism in your culture?" Tattoo guy: "No, I just lost a bet."
DBB	"I call it a goattoo!" "Okay." "It's a combination of goatee and tat-" "Okay."
Merat	Tattoo by Sharpie. Hairstyle by light socket.
ilandra	So this is what happens when the make-up department runs out of ideas for aliens!

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