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Bird of Prey Neelix: "Mr. Vulcan, I am so exited to see you!"
Tuvok: "I can... see that. Very clearly. Unfortunately."

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Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... Have you ever seen a grown Talaxian naked?”
Bird of Prey Tuvok: "This is even worse than the dream in which *I* was naked!"
Miss Marple FYI: This is what a Vulcan Death Fart actually looks like.
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... Is this urinal taken?"
Frankie Chestnuts Neelix: “Hey, Mr. Vulcan... What does that mean: 'No Shoes, No Shirts, No Service'?"
Tuvok: "Please put your pants on..."
Bird of Prey Neelix: "Come on, Mr. Vulcan! Let your emotions run wild and have some fun!"
Tuvok: "I can assure you, Mr. Neelix, *if* I were to let my emotions 'run wild', it wouldn't have anything to do with having fun. For neither of us."
DBB Tuvok's New Year's resolution was to avoid killing Neelix. And Neelix was going to make it a very long year.
Silent Bob Neelix: "I haven't the foggiest"
Bird of Prey Casual Friday was a full success - except for Tuvok ignoring it completely and Neelix taking it way too far...
Bird of Prey Tuvok: "We Vulcans don't have a concept similar to Hell or Gre'thor. But if we HAD, I can vividly imagine right now how it would be..."
Frankie Chestnuts Harry: "Lieutenant Tuvok... I was wondering if you were interested in going to the mess hall and play some Kal-to... DEAR GOD! WHAT'S GOING ON???"
Bird of Prey Neelix: "I bet you didn't expect that THAT part of my body has spots too!"
Tuvok: "To be frank, I never even pondered this issue. And to my horror, I can't think of anything else now."
Silent Bob Neelix: "Did somebody order a 'hot sweaty Talaxian, easy on the clothes' sandwich?"
PegasusJF Incident #1249012 where Tuvok almost wished he didn't learn to control his anger.
Griff Is...oh God...is Neelix naked? Urgh...if there was ever a memory to scrub out of my brain with booze, that's the one...
N'tran DS 12 "May I ask a personal question?"
"Of course Mr Vulcan."
"What gender are you?"

"Best guess Mr Vulcan."
Bird of Prey Neelix: "Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok? Are you ignoring me, Tuvok..."
Chromedome "Is it twue what they say about black men ... ohhh ... it's twue, it's twue, it's twue!"
(How did Blazing Saddles get away with that line?)
Ayni Neelix : Come on Tuvok ! It's a Sauna you remember ? In a sauna we take off our clothes
Tuvok : The purpose of a sauna is to sweat. It is easier to sweat while dressed. Being naked is ... illogical
Miss Marple Neil: … ♫ It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off… ♫
Tuvok: whoa, Nelly
Bird of Prey Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, please cover your... leola root."
Bird of Prey Tuvok: "Were are your clothes?
Neelix: "In the laundry."
Tuvok: "You can replicate fresh clothes any time you want, Mr. Neelix."
Neelix: "Your point being?"
Chromedome Tuvok desperately hopes that this is a side effect of the Infinite Improbability Drive and not normality.
AdmiralM "I'm ready for first contact Mr Vulcan."

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