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|AJ||Apparently, there is something off-screen that Odo finds absolutely fascinating, and Sisko finds incredibly boring.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko and Odo, posing for the cover of GQ... Geek's Quarterly.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||"In 2363, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Bajorian underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The DS-9 Team."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko: "Odo... Eyes front. You're peeing on my leg."|
|Cyrus Ramsay||Star Trek: Brokeback Mountain|
|Bird of Prey||The Man and the Changeling Who Stare at Goats|
|N'tran DS 12||Jadzia complained that someone had drilled a peephole into her shower.
Sisko said that he and Odo would look into it.
|Bird of Prey||Jadzia: ''...and now look away while I take off my regular uniform and put on this 23rd century mini-skirt. Oh, and Odo? Don't think I won't notice it if you form eyes on the back of your head!''|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Famous Duos:
Crockett and Tubbs
Bert & Ernie
Jake & Elwood
Holmes & Watson
Buzz & Woody
Jay & Silent Bob
Sisko & Odo
Wait a sec… Sisko and Odo?
Turner & Hooch, yeah… Turner and Hooch.
|Bird of Prey||Sisko: ''Odo...''
Odo: ''I am still angry at you. You almost drank me!''
Sisko: ''And I am sorry about that. But it was honestly just an accident.''
Odo: ''Yes, I know. But after taking one sip, you spit it out again and told Quark that your drink tastes absolutely disgusting! THAT'S what makes me really furious!''
|The Geek||The moment after Sisko asked Odo if he could be Jennifer for an hour or two.|
|The Geek||The moment after Sisko asked if Odo could be Jennifer for an hour or two.|
|Bird of Prey||Odo: ''I tried wearing a Bajoran earring, and it left a scratch! Look!''|
|stevewd57||What do you mean we're unemployed?
|The Geek||Odo: "Well, I give up."
Sisko: "It's been six hours. If we haven't found him by now, then I suppose we never will."
Odo: "Waldo... maybe Morn has seen him."
|Bird of Prey||Quark: ''Why are you two silently starring at me like that? Whatever it was, I didn't do it! Okay, I did do it, but I didn't know... Okay okay, I admit that I was fully aware of the possible consequences! I am so sorry! Please have mercy! Please!''
Sisko: ''You were right Odo. This *is* fun.''
|Frankie Chestnuts||Odo "But what does it mean?”
Sisko: "The painting embodies "freedom," but I would also add that it's a freedom associated with jazz and freeing the body from physical and social constraints. In this sense, Jackson Pollock's drip paintings create a space for freedom of expression in the fine arts, much like the Beat Generation did in the 1950s on earth."
Odo: "But what does it mean?"
|Miss Marple||A night out drinking with the boys …really quite boring since synthehol doesn’t give people the same "collapse of inhabiition” as alcohol does.|
|mikey||"Yes, commander, I see it too... you will be captain. But nothing is free... I foresee that promotion costing you your hair."|
|MR. WORF||Sisko & Odo look blankly at the panel as the Auto Destruct count down goes lower and lower.
Each man afraid to ask who has the abort code .
|AdmiralM||Sisko and Odo look on in disbelief "TRUMP WON?!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Sisko and Odo just can't take their eyes off of the train wreck called: The Trump Presidency.|
|AdmiralM||Sisko asks"So Odo being a changeling what bathroom do you use?"|
|MR. WORF||Odo & Sisko look in disbelief as the Oscar for Best Picture is miss read.|
|PHRobertson||Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you, the triumphant return of the Annual DS9 Musical Statues Competition, now down to its final two competitors!|
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