 |
| Name | Caption |
| Optimuskr | I think we found the clog, call maintenance. |
| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | Worf: Well, just before the Ensign exploded, he was saying that his uniform felt VERY tight. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker (on communicator): "Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?" Worf: "Hold, please." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "What the hell was that, Mr. Worf?" Worf: "Sorry, Sir. But that wasn't me. That was one of those "alternate reality" versions of me. I'll go look for him right now." |
| PegasusJF | Worf: Achooooo! Picard: Targ Flu, it's no joke. |
| McFortner | They say to sneeze and cough into your elbow, not your hand, Mr. Worf. Now you know why. |
| Miss Marple | Captian Picard: I TOLD you to stop picking at it. |
| Admiral Dunsel | Worf: "Amazing! And you humans call this 'Zit-Popping'. Thank you for the advice, sir!" |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: ''Did you know that the replicator can create rotten eggs!?'' Worf: ''The audience apparently didn't like our performance of that Gilbert and Sullivan song. We should have practiced more.'' |
| EMH_MkI | Dealing with species communicating exclusively through projectile vomiting is a particularly messy affair. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Director: "MAKEUP!" |
| RogueSkyknight | Picard: "A bit too much emphasis on the the "spit" portion of a spit handshake, Mr. Worf..." |
| Mikey | "Umm... gesundheit?" |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: ''Mr. Worf, enter a Jefferies tube and find out were this disgusting ooze that is leaking through the roof comes from!'' Worf: ''Don't worry, Captain. I know the bowels of this ship like the back of my... wait, has that line always been there?'' |
| N'tran DS 12 | My life line shows a continuation in another series. My heart line shows an upcoming marriage, as well as judging a Miss Universe contest. My head line shows... ridges. |
| MR. WORF | Worf : Sniff ... Sniff .. This is the sent of a Female Klingon ..... Grrrrrr......GRRRRRR... !! Capt. Piccard : OH!!! SHIT . Computer Override !!! Stop the turbo lift !!!!!!!!! |
| Bodhi | Picard: "Thank you for the warm greeting Mr. Ambassador. The Federation is looking forward to our new alliance with the Flemonian Empire." |
| Miss Marple | Mr Worf: Look at my hand! I can see the veins …I can see the … Star Trek training video #42: "Just say no to Synth-Acid" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | In a frozen corner of the galaxy, the Enterprise crew was forced to eat Wesley Crusher... And there was much rejoicing. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dorn: “Felish catush ish your taxonomic nomenclachure, An endothermic quadruped, carnivoroush by nature; Your vishual, olfactory, and auditory shensesh Contribute to your hunting shikllsh and natural defenshess. . I find myself intrigued by your shubvocal oschillationsh-“ . Patrick: “MICHAEL!! CHRIST!! Take out those teeth before reciting that!” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Gesundheit!" |
| The Geek | "Really, Number One, do you have to play the trombone while eating clam chowder?" |
| McFortner | Worf: 42.5 meters. He spits like a warrior. Picard: Good aim, too. |
| Admiral Dunsel | Worf: "Sorry Captain, but I think that someone has brought a Tribble onboard." |
| Coradi | Kahless Bless You. |
People : 0| © Graham & Ian Kennedy | Page views : 19,989 | Last updated : 1 Feb 2017 |