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|Optimuskr||I think we found the clog, call maintenance.|
|Miss Marple||Worf: Well, just before the Ensign exploded, he was saying that his uniform felt VERY tight.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker (on communicator): "Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?"
Worf: "Hold, please."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: "What the hell was that, Mr. Worf?"
Worf: "Sorry, Sir. But that wasn't me. That was one of those "alternate reality" versions of me. I'll go look for him right now."
Picard: Targ Flu, it's no joke.
|McFortner||They say to sneeze and cough into your elbow, not your hand, Mr. Worf. Now you know why.|
|Miss Marple||Captian Picard: I TOLD you to stop picking at it.|
|Admiral Dunsel||Worf: "Amazing! And you humans call this 'Zit-Popping'. Thank you for the advice, sir!"|
|Bird of Prey||Picard: ''Did you know that the replicator can create rotten eggs!?''
Worf: ''The audience apparently didn't like our performance of that Gilbert and Sullivan song. We should have practiced more.''
|EMH_MkI||Dealing with species communicating exclusively through projectile vomiting is a particularly messy affair.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Director: "MAKEUP!"|
|RogueSkyknight||Picard: "A bit too much emphasis on the the "spit" portion of a spit handshake, Mr. Worf..."|
|Bird of Prey||Picard: ''Mr. Worf, enter a Jefferies tube and find out were this disgusting ooze that is leaking through the roof comes from!''
Worf: ''Don't worry, Captain. I know the bowels of this ship like the back of my... wait, has that line always been there?''
|N'tran DS 12||My life line shows a continuation in another series.
My heart line shows an upcoming marriage, as well as judging a Miss Universe contest.
My head line shows... ridges.
|MR. WORF||Worf : Sniff ... Sniff .. This is the sent of a Female Klingon ..... Grrrrrr......GRRRRRR... !!
Capt. Piccard : OH!!! SHIT . Computer Override !!! Stop the turbo lift !!!!!!!!!
|Bodhi||Picard: "Thank you for the warm greeting Mr. Ambassador. The Federation is looking forward to our new alliance with the Flemonian Empire."|
|Miss Marple||Mr Worf: Look at my hand! I can see the veins …I can see the …
Star Trek training video #42: "Just say no to Synth-Acid"
|Frankie Chestnuts||In a frozen corner of the galaxy, the Enterprise crew was forced to eat Wesley Crusher... And there was much rejoicing.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Dorn: “Felish catush ish your taxonomic nomenclachure,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivoroush by nature;
Your vishual, olfactory, and auditory shensesh
Contribute to your hunting shikllsh and natural defenshess.
I find myself intrigued by your shubvocal oschillationsh-“
Patrick: “MICHAEL!! CHRIST!! Take out those teeth before reciting that!”
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: "Gesundheit!"|
|The Geek||"Really, Number One, do you have to play the trombone while eating clam chowder?"|
|McFortner||Worf: 42.5 meters. He spits like a warrior.
Picard: Good aim, too.
|Admiral Dunsel||Worf: "Sorry Captain, but I think that someone has brought a Tribble onboard."|
|Coradi||Kahless Bless You.|
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