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|AJ||Even after hours of meditation I still fail to see the logic behind lense flares.|
|Miss Marple||Scenery painted by Mark Rothko's less successful cousin, Chuck.|
|The Geek||Saavik: "Any advice, Admiral?"
Kirk: "Prayer, Mr. Saavik; the Klingons don't take prisoners."
Spock: "Hail Mary, full of grace..."
Kirk: "THANK YOU, SPOCK."
|Mikey||"Dear Lord, please make Bill stop singing."|
|dat guy||"don't let uhura be pregnant"|
|AJ||Please, please no lense flares!|
|Miss Marple||Spock sniffs quietly, trying to remember if he used deodorant today.
SMELL-fies, in SPAAAAAAAAACE!
|Horta not Vorta||Out of his Vulcan Mind.....Back in Ten Minutes|
|Miss Marple||Before digital remastering, that background looked FLAWLESS.|
|Miss Marple||Cards Against Humanity is wicked, ...until you've played Cards Against Vulcanity.|
|Bird of Prey||Spock: ''Excellent!
Kirk: ''Have you been binge-watching 'The Simpsons' again?''
Spock: ''Er, I mean, fascinating! Sorry, got confused with the catchphrases there.''
|Frankie Chestnuts||Spock (to self): "Wow… What to have? Chinese? How 'bout Thai? No,no, no... too spicy. Greek? Mexican? Pizza? …YES, Pizza!
Now… Thin or thick? New Haven? CHICAGO!"
|Chromedome||Spock prepares for the Vulcan Nose Pick|
|EMH_Mk1||Spock: My mind to my mind. My thoughts to my thoughts... *sighs* It's just not the same.|
|Bird of Prey||Spock: ''Hands... are weird''
Kirk: ''That's it, no trellium-D for you, anymore!''
|Bird of Prey||Kirk: ''I said that we are on this war-ridden planet to mediate, not to meditate!''|
|Miss Marple||... and God, for the New Year, please make people stop trying to BE Frankie Chestnuts, and help them find peace and happiness in their own screen name choices.|
|Miss Marple||... and Please, God, don't let those crazy captioneers mock me in my moment of...|
|MLCoolJ||This is the church...this is the steeple...|
|The Geek||As Kirk walks to his quarters with a girl on each elbow, Spock begins calculating the odds of the night not ending in a "diplomatic incident".|
|The Geek||"Yes... logic dictates that I engage in photography. And my subjects shall be women... large women."|
|MLCoolJ||What IS the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?|
|Niall Johnson||What an unfortunate situation Mr. Bond...|
|Miss Marple||Spock, thinking to himself: Is that man incapable of keeping his shirt on?|
|Chromedome||Spock prays that the DITL captioneers aren't too harsh on him.|
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