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|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "Well, first there was POTUS, which stood for “President of the United States” and SCOTUS: "Supreme Court of the United States", and FLOTUS which was the “First Lady of the United States”. Then there was SCROTUS, which was an acronym used to exclusively describe a Republican Presidential Nominee from the early 21st Century."|
|Cyrus Ramsay||"You haven't seen our starship, have you? I'm sure we parked it somewhere around here."|
|Miss Marple||Tom, I TOLD you I'ld take you for ice-cream, and I'm TAKING you for ice-cream, so tell the nice man what you want.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Paris: "Just look at her... Confident... She says what she thinks... Demands attention... A natural leader... But her hands are SO SMALL!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Alien: "Well, what is it you want?"
Janeway: "We want.....
Paris: "One that looks nice."
|Miss Marple||Janeway: My, what an impressive baton you have.
Guard, to self: I'm so happy she didn't mention my oversized cummerbund!!!
|Mr. President||Janeway, her arms wide. Officer, his face indifferent.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "Well, hello there... Is that a night stick in your pocket, or are you-"
Guard: "-yes it is. And I say Mr. Paris... That is a FINE phaser you have in YOUR pocket!"
Paris: "Errr... Thanks?"
|Bodhi||Janeway: "Excuse me sir, we're looking for a planet, goes by the name of Earth, have you seen it?"|
|Bodhi||Janeway: "Excuse me officer, I'm looking for one of my crew, an Ensign Upp, first name Beemy. Can you help?"
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: ''Hello? Mister? Do you hear me??''
Paris: ''Look at his chest insignia, Captain. He is currently rebooting.''
|Miss Marple||Sorry ma’am, but at the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, you need to wait to be seated.|
|RogueSkyknight||"...Captain KATHRYN Janeway... of the starship Voyager...HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?!?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Janeway: "I just don't understand... Why CAN'T we get a table for two?"
Guard: "Because I'm Chief of Security... And this isn't a restaurant."
|M. Terry||What does it take to get a good cup of coffee around here?|
|Chromedome||Do you need legal representation when you sue the costume department?|
|jg||Man on left: My Gods, does she ever shut up. We get it, you're a vegan and you vape.|
|Horta not Vorta||Can find his a** with both hands|
|MLCoolJ||And Round #47 of the Intergalactic Staring Contest begins...now!|
|jg||Man on left: I haveno clue what she is talking about, but if just stand here and nod, maybe she'll go away.|
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: ''We need a cupboard, this wide. Preferably walnut, but oak would be fine too.''
Paris: ''I am so glad that they also have IKEA in the Delta Quadrant!''
|Bird of Prey||Genius Bar dude: ''How can I help you?''
Janeway: ''Nothing specific - I am just amazed to find an Apple Store in the Delta Quadrant! Did your company really expand that far, or are you just a cheap knock-off?"
|Bird of Prey||Janeway: ''Have you seen Mr. Neelix?''
Police officer: ''Yes, but you can't have him back. He is our fashion designer now.''
|Chromedome||"Welcome to Planet WalMart, home of the badly dressed."|
|Miss Marple||So this isn't just a Halloween thing, and you dress like this ALL THE TIME?|
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