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Frankie Chestnuts Crimes of Fashion... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!

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Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "So I'm your "wing man", right... How do we do this? Just walk right up to the girls?"
Reed: "Jeez... With that shirt and jacket... I think I'd be better off with Harry!."
Frankie Chestnuts Malcolm: "Well Trip, let's get this mission over with and get back to the sh-...HOLY CRAP!! WAS THAT YOU?? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT??"
Frankie Chestnuts Seconds after they read the script for "These Are The Voyages...", Conner finds out he dies at the end of the series... and Dominic realizes that he won't.
Frankie Chestnuts Two more victims of Phlox's Denobulan Fire Chili.
Chromedome Miami Vice ... IN SPAAAAAAAAACCCCE!
Miss Maple Before "Saturday Night Fever" there was "Saturday Evening, barely registering a pulse"
Miss Marple Beer goggles... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Frankie Chestnuts Malcolm: "WOW, Trip... I haven't been this drunk in YEARS!"
Trip: "...and NOBODY has worn a shirt like THIS since 1983!"
Bird of Prey T'Pol: ''Do I look fat in this new cat suit?''
Trip & Malcolm: ''Huh... Well... Uhh...''
mikey "And now, I'll drink a glass of water while my little buddy sings the alphabet!"
Chromedome Which one is the ventriloquist and which one is the dummy?
Frankie Chestnuts I gotta tell you... There has to be some really proud parents out there.
Premonition_45 What is love? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more...
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?"
Malcolm: "No, I will NOT do the Fandango... But I WILL stone you and spit in your eye. And I will DEFINITELY let you go."
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "Hey, YO! How you doin'? You dere in dat fine chiffon tang. Yeah, you! Come on over here and say hi to me and my friend. He wants to meet ya."
Malcolm: "Kill me... Now!"
Frankie Chestnuts Malcolm: “You know, you don’t have to act with me, Trip. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Trip? You just put your lips together and… blow.”
mikey "...just two wiiiiild and craaaazy guys!"
Frankie Chestnuts Trip made extra money on the side selling tickets to watch T'Pol in the Decontamination Chamber.
mwhittington Star Trek: A Night at Roxbury Prime.
Frankie Chestnuts Paris: "Malcolm! Malcolm!! HAVE YOU SEEN IT?! HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!
Reed: "Seen what?"
Tom: "OUR DIGNITY!"
Bryan Moore A Night on Alpha Roxbury VIII
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: O, that fox bar was really something.
Reed: Here is a thing I will tell you: that two swinging foxes have the hots-on for us, and are coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American breasts!
T: Why not? There's nothing preventing them. After all, there is no other pair of Czech brothers who cruise and swing so successfully in tight slacks.
R: We are.. TWO WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!
Bird of Prey Malcolm and Trip, two seconds before getting beaten up by the Klingon they are mocking with chicken noises.
mwhittington Trip Bigolo: Galactic Gigolo

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