Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
PegasusJF	In future years: The name "Kira" was used to frighten young Ferengi males into behaving.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Cyrus Ramsay	The size of your nasal wrinkles doesn't matter; it's what you do with them that's important.
Frankie Chestnuts	Quark: "Kira... you've got to tell me...Where do you get your hair done?"
Frankie Chestnuts	Sisko: "The finals for the DS-9 Staring Contest begins in 3... 2... 1..."
Frankie Chestnuts	Kira: "I figured out what you need, Quark... A breath mint."
Admiral Dunsel	Prom Night dates we regret going on.
Miss Marple	The Baj-Curious Holosuite Program. TASTE the rainbow!
Admiral Dunsel	Kira: But what about us? Quark: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Deep Space 9. We got it back last night. Kira: When I said I would never leave you. Quark: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Here's looking at you kid.
PegasusJF	A Ferengi and Bajoran walk into a bar...
Frankie Chestnuts	Announcer: "TONIGHT... On Celebrity Death Match..."
Bird of Prey	Kira: ''I am a customer with a complaint.'' Quark: ''Very well. But for security reasons - mainly my security - you have to go to more than one arm's length distance from me. So you can't reach my throat, you know?''
Bird of Prey	Quark: ''Prove that you are not Odo!'' Kira: ''Prove that YOU are not Odo...''
jg	Kira: I find you disgusting. Quark: Now Kira, aren't we past the flattery stage.
Danish30	Quark:look, I can just give it a trim, bob it, a little at the back.... Kira:and you think I would trust a bald species with my hair WHY?
jjg	Quark: Look, I killed hundreds of Cardassians. So, how about a little respect. Kira: HA! You killed Cardassians. You served them. Quark: I killed them through liver failure and bad decisions. You have your way, I have mine.
Frankie Chestnuts	ATTITUDE: You know it when you see it.
Frankie Chestnuts	STAR FLEET GENERAL ORDER #14 No member of the United Federation of Planets shall pound the crap out of a Ferengi within the full view of the public.
Bird of Prey	Quark: ''Why your romance with Odo? What is so awesome about him?'' Kira: ''He is exceptionally flexible.'' Quark: ''Now I regret that I have asked...''
Frankie Chestnuts	Quark: "Major, you're sexy when you get angry." Kira: "I get angry when you are here." Quark: "Isn't it great that it works out like that."
Bird of Prey	Kira: ''What is that stench? It makes me wrinkle my nose!'' Quark: ''Me too!''
Miss Marple	It's NOT animal attraction... It is real magnets, and my earing.

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