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|Miss Marple||Vashie and Jean-y were lovers♩....
♫ Oh, Lordy, how they could love♩...
|Frankie Chestnuts||Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
|Frankie Chestnuts||Best start of a vacation on Risa... EVER!|
|NASCARtographer||"Do I smell Bergamot?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Vash, to self: "WHAT was my Safe Word again?"|
|MLCoolJ||Vash: Oh, you're so strong...so manly...so sexy...so--
Vash's Mother: Vash! What are you doing with that Picard mannequin?
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: "I keep telling you: I'M...NOT...GAY!!!"
Vash: "SURE you aren't... Here... I'll prove it to you."
Picard: "I'M FRENCH!!"
Vash: "With THAT accent??? REALLY?? Admit it."
|Cailus||Yeah, Vash, we know. Stop gloating.|
|vash||Hmmm, Jean you're suc...hey is that Spock...later frenchie!|
|Captain Redbeard||Picard fought bad breath and tooth decay with 24th century mouth-Vash.|
|Bird of Prey||Vash: ''You are a better kisser than the Ferengi. Yeah OK, that was a rather faint praise...''|
|Bird of Prey||Disc Jockey: ''Captain Picard, do you have any preferences for the dancing music?''
Picard: ''Make it slow!''
|N'tran DS 12||A slightly different "Picard Manuver".|
|DBB||Where will you be when your laxatives take effect?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: His lips engaged.|
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