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Caption Competition

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Bird of Prey In Klingon fairy tales, there never is a damsel in distress - only a damsel OF distress.

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Frankie Chestnuts
Aaa-OOOO! Werewolves of London
Aaa-OOOO!
Aaa-OOOO! Werewolves of London
Aaa-OOOO!
The Geek The Cardassian tailor has to go, but the gorilla in the Klingon suit can stay!
Miss Marple ... Happy Birthday, Mister President...
Frankie Chestnuts Garak: "Come now, that's no way to react... Blue is the new... er... 'mop-water' gray."
Bird of Prey Even the Klingons themselves often have problems with pronouncing Klingon words!
NASCARTographer While overpriced and rather limited in its uses, the Promenade Adult Novelty Hutch found its "Cloaked Phallus" to be a hit with visitors.
The Geek "Dear Penthouse..."
Miss Marple Mot'loch Spice ... The LEAST popular Spice Girl.
Frankie Chestnuts "Who let the targs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the targs out?
Who, who, who, who, who?"
Frankie Chestnuts Victoria Secret models had definitely deteriorated over the years... As did the the swimsuits.
Frankie Chestnuts B'Etor: ""We Klingons tout our prowess in battle, our desire for glory and honor above all else. We have no need for such frivolous nonsense as dresses and oth-
OOOH, LOOK!! Chiffon!! Is that available in pink??"
Frankie Chestnuts
Aaa-OOOO! Tribbles of Qo'noS
Aaa-OOOO!
Aaa-OOOO! Tribbles of Qo'noS
Aaa-OOOO!
N'tran DS 12 Stare at this picture very carefully and you will see a Klingon female's face.
Borg The worst performance of "Three little maids from school are we" ever...
Bird of Prey ''Ah-hooooooooooooo...''
The night of the living Were-Klingons!
McFortner Qoooooooo-'nos, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!
Admiral Dunsel When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty..., I get the sensation of being a lone artic wolf, standing atop a cold, snowy mountain range. The vast tundra spread below...!
I am Master of all the land and creatures before me! All must now bow down before me!
I raise my head and proclaim my rule over all...,
Ah-Ohoooooooooooo! Ah-Ohoooooooooooo!
Bird of Prey Now that Praxis is rubble, to what are the Klingons supposed to howl to each night?
jg First the mating call, then the biting, scratching and throwing heavy objects will soon follow.
jg It is a little known fact that, while Klingon women are fierce warriors, they are easily distracted by shiny objects.
jg Where will you be when diarrhea hits you.
Frankie Chestnuts "I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o."
Borg Klingon women sometimes flash their breasts to get into DITL Caption Comp
Jr Stop, stop, stop! I just don't think a Klingon will cut it as Annie. Thank you for trying out.

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