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| Name | Caption |
| Admiral Dunsel | A favorite part of the schoolchildren's Dr. Seuss holo-books is when the 'Alien-in-Blue' introduces Picard 1 and Picard 2. |
| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | Crimes of Fashion... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♪ One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong... ♬ |
| Mr. X | I'm singularly impressed. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "NADDAFINGA!!" . (Be sure to watch 'A Christmas Story' this month.) |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "Remember Captains... Periwinkle is the NEW BLACK this season." |
| jg | Double the pleasure, double the fun |
| Miss Marple | Picard, whispering: That's the FLATTEST codpiece I've EVER seen. Picard, whispering back: True dat! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard #1 (whispering): "Will you look at that cranium. Think he's trying to overcompensate for something?" Picard #2 (whispering): "And just LOOK at that outfit... It's SO last year!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Thinking he's seeing double, the alien performs the "Eye Self-Test". . Alien: "How many fingers do I see now?" |
| mikey | "First, neither of us will tolerate that sort of rudeness. Second, you're using the wrong finger." |
| MLCoolJ | Alien: And there you have it: a life-sized action figure of you, Captain. What do you think? Picard: That's it. No more "Captain Picard Day." |
| Blast on Phools | Picard: 'Your not going to go mental like Rikers doppelgänger did are you?!' Picard: 'Good heavens no! I may start drinking coffee though, I should also get married I guy my age still single, they'll start saying I'm gay' Picard: You are Gay. *smirk* Picard: !?!?!? |
| AJ | Alien, "There are TWO Picards!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Tell me if you've heard this one before: . An alien, a ship's captain and a clone walked into a bar... |
| N'tran DS 12 | A Man Alone....NOT. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "Alright guys... First rule for becoming a member of the Blue Man Group... YA GOTTA BE WEARING BLUE!!!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "I tell you... I gotta cut out the egg nog. I'm seeing double." |
| OprimtusKR | I watched E.T., I will have you fixed up in no time. |
| PegasusJF | To those of us who have won only one caption competition, the day will come when will have two! |
| Bird of Prey | ''Shoot him! I am the real Picard!'' ''No, shoot HIM! I am Captain Picard!'' ''Guys? This is just my finger, not a gun.'' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♬ Meet Jean Luc, who's lived most everywhere, From Zanzibar to Barclay Square. But Johnny’s only seen the sights A guy can see from Brooklyn Heights — What a crazy pair! But they're Captains, Identical Captains and you'll find, They laugh alike, they walk alike, At times they even talk alike — You can lose your mind, When Captains are two of a kind! ♪ "The Cpt. Picard Show" |
| Blaston Phools | Picard to Data: A purely hypothetical question. If I had sex with my own clone would it be considered masterbation? |
| PHRobertson | ♫ Aliens to the left of me... clones to the right... Here I am... stuck in the middle with you... ♫ |
| jg | alien: remember, there can be only one. |
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