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|Admiral Dunsel||A favorite part of the schoolchildren's Dr. Seuss holo-books is when the 'Alien-in-Blue' introduces Picard 1 and Picard 2.|
|Miss Marple||Crimes of Fashion... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!|
One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things just doesn't belong...
|Mr. X||I'm singularly impressed.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Alien: "NADDAFINGA!!"
(Be sure to watch 'A Christmas Story' this month.)
|Frankie Chestnuts||Alien: "Remember Captains... Periwinkle is the NEW BLACK this season."|
|jg||Double the pleasure, double the fun|
|Miss Marple||Picard, whispering: That's the FLATTEST codpiece I've EVER seen.
Picard, whispering back: True dat!
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard #1 (whispering): "Will you look at that cranium. Think he's trying to overcompensate for something?"
Picard #2 (whispering): "And just LOOK at that outfit... It's SO last year!"
|Frankie Chestnuts||Thinking he's seeing double, the alien performs the "Eye Self-Test".
Alien: "How many fingers do I see now?"
|mikey||"First, neither of us will tolerate that sort of rudeness. Second, you're using the wrong finger."|
|MLCoolJ||Alien: And there you have it: a life-sized action figure of you, Captain. What do you think?
Picard: That's it. No more "Captain Picard Day."
|Blast on Phools||Picard: 'Your not going to go mental like Rikers doppelgänger did are you?!'
Picard: 'Good heavens no! I may start drinking coffee though, I should also get married I guy my age still single, they'll start saying I'm gay'
Picard: You are Gay. *smirk*
|AJ||Alien, "There are TWO Picards!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Tell me if you've heard this one before:
An alien, a ship's captain and a clone walked into a bar...
|N'tran DS 12||A Man Alone....NOT.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Alien: "Alright guys... First rule for becoming a member of the Blue Man Group... YA GOTTA BE WEARING BLUE!!!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Alien: "I tell you... I gotta cut out the egg nog. I'm seeing double."|
|OprimtusKR||I watched E.T., I will have you fixed up in no time.
|PegasusJF||To those of us who have won only one caption competition, the day will come when will have two!|
|Bird of Prey||''Shoot him! I am the real Picard!''
''No, shoot HIM! I am Captain Picard!''
''Guys? This is just my finger, not a gun.''
Meet Jean Luc, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Johnny’s only seen the sights
A guy can see from Brooklyn Heights — What a crazy pair!
But they're Captains,
Identical Captains and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When Captains are two of a kind!
"The Cpt. Picard Show"
|Blaston Phools||Picard to Data: A purely hypothetical question. If I had sex with my own clone would it be considered masterbation?|
|PHRobertson||♫ Aliens to the left of me... clones to the right...
Here I am... stuck in the middle with you... ♫
|jg||alien: remember, there can be only one.|
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