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|Borg||Riker, Commander, First Officer, Adult Movie Star!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker: "Greek massage??? Anyone?? Greek massage?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||...and yet ANOTHER rejected Holosuite program.|
|C. W. Perkins||Now, not only did Riker have absolute proof that Data was fully functional, but he also had proof that the android's aim as well as his sexual preference was a little off.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Holosuite Romance Novels gone bad.|
|Miss Marple||I call this look "The Fabio".|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker: "Please Deanna... PLEASE don't make me do this again!"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||...and from the "Wesley Crusher Collection"... Here we have Willy looking smart in a very delicate demi-coat in powder blue, Romulan silk.
Thank you, Willy.
|Mr. Worf||These new ear communicators are not going to work out for most of the men , and they new uniforms are a bit drafty.|
|jg||Here is a rare glimpse at an ego inhibitor implant.
|Frankie Chestnuts||When sweeps week goes wrong...
|Frankie Chestnuts||Normally, after a night of heavy drinking with his buddies, Riker wakes up with a mustache drawn on his face and his hand in a bucket of water.
Last night, he must have been VERY drunk.
|Admiral ED||I'm too sexy for my shirt|
|Borg||Riker hopes showing a little skin will get him in DITL's Caption Comp|
|11001001||I'll take "Things I didn't want to see on Star Trek" for 200, Alex.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Riker: "I'm here for my Brazilian, Mr. Mott!"|
|The Geek||Here we see The Geek doing ANYTHING to win another Caption Competition...|
|11001001||Deanna: "Will, I say this as your friend and ship's counselor, it's time to get a new off duty wardrobe."
Will: "*Sigh* All good things..."
|Cyrus Ramsay||Even more embarrassing than "These Are the Voyages".|
|The Geek||"I don't always get my ears pierced, but when I do, I get one ear pierced 47 times. Stay freaky, friends."|
|mikey||"Set phasers to FABULOUS!"|
|McFortner||Hawaiian shirts don't get any better in the future.|
|mwhittington||Riker: Note to self: Never get drunk with a bunch of Ferengi and get a "Prince Albrox".|
|Nutso||Oh the 1980's, when chest hair was sexy.|
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