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|Bird of Prey||Bynars: ''And we would have gotten away with stealing the Enterprise, if it wasn't for this meddling kid!''|
|Miss Marple||Can I keep 'em mom? Can I? Can I?|
|RedDwarfian||Wil Wheaton says: "Don't be a dick."|
|Miss Marple||Another awkward teenage subplot... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Wesley: "Hello, I'm a Mac."
011010: "And I am Linux."
100101: "And I am also Linux."
011010: "You cannot be Linux. I said I was Linux first."
100101: "What do you expect me to be? WINDOWS?"
011010 & 100101: "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!"
|Tobias||Wesley: Can I keep them?
Wesley: But...But... They followed me home!
|Tobias||Wesley: Captain, they want to install IE on our computer.
Picard: YOU TWO GET OFF MY SHIP!
|Tobias||Wesley: Hello, I'm a Mac.
10: ...And I'm a Commodore.
01: ...And I'm an IBM.
|DBB||Wheaton: Wow, the Olsen twins don't look anything like they do on television.|
|Tobias||10: Should we kill him?
01: We could. There is red in his shirt.
10: But there is also blue. And yellow.
01: Yellow shirts die too... sometimes.
10: Good point. *whack*
|Miss Marple||Another Star Trek "First Kiss" between: um, uh one of these and two of those.|
|Tobias||Wesley: Mahna mahna.
Bynars: (singing) do doo do do do.
Wesley: Mahna mahna.
Bynars: (singing) do do do do.
Wesley: Mahna Mahna!
Bynars: (singing) do doo do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do do do do do do.
|Bird of Prey||Even in these presence of members of a species whose entire lifestyle is dedicated to computer programming, Wesley is still the biggest nerd in the room.|
|C. W. Perkins||Riker: Problem, Wes?
Crusher: Well, Sir, the Binars keep calling me Kenny and keep asking me to put on a red uniform. Why would they do that?
Riker: Well Ken...uh...Wes, maybe they heard of how the rest of the crew has petitioned the Captain to have you wear a red uniform. You know, to make you part of the crew.
101: Get to...
010: ...kill Kenny.
101 We will...
010 ...be Bastards!
|Drewflav||Even the asexual Bynars had bigger balls than Wesley Crusher!|
|Miss Marple||Beverly: ...and if you EVER, act like that AGAIN, in front of the BYNARS...
Moms -It's just how they talk.
|Bird of Prey||Wesley: ''Benzites, the Traveller - and now this guys! How come I always have to work with weirdos?''|
|Nutso||Wesley: ...and one day I'll be big and strong and they won't laugh at me anymore...
Alien 1: Who's he talking too?
Alien 2: And where are his pants?
|Miss Marple||...and, because all you adults are always smiling & ignoring me it's going to take you pretty much a WHOLE HOUR before you realize that the Bynars steal the Enterprise, and then SUDDENLY I've got to save all your asses...
Picard, nodding: Excellent, Wesley.
|N'tran DS 12||Yikes, there are two nerds watching my back,
and a whole lot more staring at me through the computer interface,
|11001001||They say our warp core emissions are causing galactic warming and we should switch to one that gets better light-years to the antimatter units.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Wesley: "Maaaahm... The Bynars keep saying I'm a "10"... Why do they keep snickering behind my back??"
Bynar 01: "He, he, he... He's a 10..."
|Miss Marple||...One of us! One of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!...|
|Passerby||He thought he could photobomb the Bynars and steal the show in the subspace caption competition.
He was wrong.
01: "You will have to forgive my friend. He stutters."
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