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Caption Competition

1 Jan 2014

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Winner

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Bird of Prey Kirk: ''Ensign Michelangelo, what did you do to the bridge's ceiling??''

Special Mention

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Frankie Chestnuts Roddenberry eventually replaced the actor with Tourette's because he clashed with Shatner's acting style.
EMH_MkI All those years on set and Shatner FINALLY saw "Nimoy was here" scratched into the ceiling...
Silent Bob Never shake hands with a Vorkon, after all not everybody has their genitals in the same place.
Miss Marple The DTs... IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
CaptainMiata Holy crap, look at that spider!
jg Even when just stubbing his toe, Kirk was prone to over-acting.
11001001 Gullible is written on the ceiling? Where? Where?
Thöme According to the Shatnerian school of acting, that's actually underacting.
DBB After being frozen in carbonite, he was delivered to Jabba's - no, wait. Wrong franchise.
Bird of Prey Everyone was quite impressed by Captain Kirk's attempt to negotiate the peace treaty via interpretive dance.
Delvok A DRAMATIC........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ PAUSE
jg and after swearing that he saw hundreds of little unicorns dancing across the ceiling, Kirk swore he would never do LSD again.
Sacha Kirk just found out the total cost of his Obamacare premiums.
jg McCoy: My God Jim, tell me what's going on.
Spock: Doctor, there is no need to worry yourself. The Captain just found out that we are going to visit the planet of Glamoria. From what I hear, the natives are made up of supermodels. The Captain will be fine in a few minutes.
Frankie Chestnuts Little know fact:
The B-Side of Shatner's "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was a medley of songs from "The Sound of Music".
Foxbat CALGON! Take me away!!
Miss Marple Shatner models the behavior for the "Keep the doggie treat on your nose until some ASS tells you it is OK to have it" trick.
Ktasay Moving string! Ohh, me want that! *swipe* Hey it moved!
(Shatner's first impression upon hearing the episode title "Catspaw")
prada Spock had the misfortune to walk onto the bridge as Kirk finished giving Yeoman Rand his log entry.
sentinel64 Oh I could have saved a bundle if I only used Priceline!
jg YES! THERE IS A GOD! That was the statement heard around the galaxy when the results of 18 different pregnancy test came back negative after Kirk's visit to Risa.
Admiral Adam Why... Must... I... (does it really matter what comes next?)
The Geek ACTING: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
TS Kirk thinking: "Don't let it out...they'll know it's you...can't contain fart!!"

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