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| Name | Caption |
| 11001001 | Beverly: “The Ferengi aren’t really my type. Their big bald heads are unattractive” Tasha thinking: “but yet the captain is her type” |
| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | Beverly: ''You are all tensed up. Luckily, Lt. Yar has taken a chiropractic course back in Starfleet Academy.'' *sound of Tasha's knuckles cracking* |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The Dancing Doctor, and the Slutty Lieutenant |
| 11001001 | Yar thinking: Oh good. They are transporting a red shirt to Vagra II as well. I won't die this mission. |
| 11001001 | Two victims of outsourcing in Starfleet |
| 11001001 | Crusher: “Greetings ambassador. There is a 28% chance that I will operate on you without knowing the first thing about your anatomy." Yar: “No worries, here on the Enterprise, we learn as we go. We will figure it out in just under an hour going off an unproven theory.” |
| Bird of Prey | Beverly: ''Lt. Yar, may I introduce you to Dr. Selar?'' Tasha: ''Selar? I like the sound of that name! Although even better would it be without the 'r' at the end... Sela!'' |
| Miss Marple | Their lipstick inspired J J's budding fascination with what would eventually become known as "lens flare". |
| Miss Marple | Mixed reactions to the Miley Cyrus video... As a mother, Beverly understood too well the sense of powerlessness one feels when one's child becomes of age & chooses to ignore their mental health... |
| Miss Marple | Mixed reactions to the Miley Cyrus video... Beverly critiques the dancing... |
| Miss Marple | Mixed reactions to the Miley Cyrus video... The "Dancing Doctor" experiences regret for what might have been... |
| Miss Marple | Mixed reactions to the Miley Cyrus video... Tasha, to self: All those years of playing "Twister" alone in my room is FINALLY going to payoff! |
| 11001001 | Crusher: …so the blonde says to the Tholian ‘I would shake your hands but I don’t have eight armus’. Yar: That’s funny! But I don’t get it. |
| Miss Marple | Beverly: My God, if the government shuts down, on October first we won't be here anymore!!!!! Tasha: Calm down, it's not like any of us are going to drop dead! |
| Miss Marple | Always the trickster, Denise often snuck up and "goosed" whoever upstaged her. Here we see her enjoy it too much. |
| Miss Marple | ♫...sisters are doin it for themselves...♫ |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Finalists in the First Annual Enterprise Bitch-Off Contest. . Will Wheaton won the next three years after Denise left the show, |
| McFortner | Crusher: If Frankie Chestnuts wins again, Tasha is going to kick his ass. |
| Miss Marple | Hey, Ladies, if you want to have Frankie Chestnuts' babies you better GET IN LINE!!! |
| Bird of Prey | Beverly: ''Ever heard of the La Brea tar pits? They have found many well preserved fossils there, Ice Age era animals that got stuck in the tar.'' Tasha: ''Haha, stupid prehistoric animals, letting themselves get killed by tar!'' |
| Miss Marple | Beverly: ...then he jumped up, said MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, and LEFT! Tasha: Well, what do you expect from a man who considers saying "ENGAGE" as sufficient foreplay? |
| Nerd907 | Crusher: Maybe you shouldn't have insulted the representative from the Interstellar Petroleum Miners Association... Yar: I wouldn't worry about it. I am completely out of their reach. |
| 11001001 | The awkward scene after Tasha explains why the Ferengi had Beverly inspect their ears for ‘medical reasons’ |
| 11001001 | Crusher: “There’s a 10% chance that the next planet we go to has offspring of captain Kirk.” Yar: “Only 10%?” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | A doctor, a lesbian and a dwarf walk into a bar... |
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