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|Admiral Dunsel||While traveling back in time, Kirk and Spock encounter a young Roger Ebert, who summarizes his review of the J. J. Abrams version of "Star Trek" by saying that he gives it "One finger up.".|
|Miss Marple||Colorful metaphors... IN SAN FRANCISCOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!|
|11001001||The voyage home deleted scenes ~ Uhura on other side of car: “Captain, he seems to be communicating using some type of binary code”|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Not your typical "Trekie".
Not even your typical HUMAN.
|11001001||The voyage home deleted scenes ~ Chekov on other side of bus: “I drive an intergalactic 100,000 cubic meter space ship. What do you do for a living?”|
|Miss Maple||It totally doesn't pay to type in captions when you're durnk... or maybe it does....|
|SpaceTruckin||Funny, this is exactly how I felt about Enterprise.|
|Useless Info Department||This is the actual lead singer of the song played on the boom box. Now you know the rest of the story...|
|Haiku||Punk rocker shows Kirk
his middle index finger.
TURN UP THE MUSIC!
|Varthikes||In the 1980's, aliens visiting Earth thought this was the customary Human greeting. Or could it be the other way around?|
|EMH_MkI||Live long and prosper, meet die short and fester.|
|N'tram DS 12||One finger short of a peace sign.|
|jg||Spock: Logic dictates that if I "sit on it and spin" like you suggest would be quite painful.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Kirk: "Spock... I believe he his suggesting that 'We are Number One'."
|Frankie Chestnuts||Punk: "Yes... There is ONE place where I don't have a tattoo or a piercing.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Punk: "Yes... There is ONE place where I don't have a tattoo or a piercing. I'm planning on having 'Earthworm Jim' tattooed RIGHT HERE."|
|Miss Marple||I gotcha "San Francisco treat" right HERE!|
|Miss Marple||Most amps only go to TEN, but this amp goes one more, ONE MORE!|
|Miss Marple||Of course he's angry, his mom will only let him wear a clip-on nose ring.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Bones: "Good God, man... I can't believe how much humans have evolved in 300 years."
Spock: "I beg to differ, Doctor... I don't see it."
|John||Live Long and F*€# Yourself.|
|Bird of Prey||Spock: ''Captain, why is this 20th century human dressed like a Klingon?''|
|PegasusJF||Me'thinks this guy didn't get much convention time.
|Frankie Chestnuts||Punk: "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Unfortunately, it's the one in my nose."
|EMH_MkI||Pictured: Brannon Braga's regard for continuity.|
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