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|Frankie Chestnuts||Q: "YOU WILL NOW ANSWER TO THE GRIEVOUS SAVAGERY CHARGE AGAINST HUMANITY!"
Picard: "Absolutely... As long as YOU answer to the grievous savagery charge against FASHION!"
|kent||Do you LOOOVE my boots or what? I totally got them half off at the mall!!|
|pravda||Do you have a little Captain in you? Do you... oh, you are a Captain. Well, this got awkward.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||"Anyone seen a peg leg around here? ...Anyone?"|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: "Q... I don't know where you got the idea, but I'm not gay... I'm French."|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: "NOOOO... I don't think the feather cap is 'over the top'. I just adds to the whole ensemble... That breast plate and cod piece and knee-high boots... That feather cap sure isn't OVER THE TOP."|
|Miss Marple||The Q spared no expense when it came to authenticity... Even his cod piece was made with real cod.|
|Bird of Prey||Q: ''Avast! Because of your refusal to parrrr-ticipate in celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day, one of your scurvy crewmen will have to walk the plank! Arrr!''
Q: ''Tasha Yarrrrrrr!''
|Miss Marple||Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your brain-sapping "rap music"!|
|Miss Marple||Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your jazz-hand clapping "musical theatre"!
|Miss Marple||Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your toe-tapping "rock-a-billy tunes"!
|Miss Marple||Q: ...and further, you have polluted the universe with your tooth-gapping "country AND western crooning"!
|Miss Marple||Picard to self: Toupé, or not toupé?|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Well into the 23rd century, dressing up like a "Nancy-Boy" was a well respected and noble vocation.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Picard: "Nice hat."
Q: "Nice hair."
Picard: "Nice boots."
Q: "Nice accent."
Picard: "Nice breastplate."
Riker (Off screen): "Would you two like to be alone?"
Picard and Q: "NO!!"
|Merat||Q later appeared in Picard's quarters in that same stance... wearing only the hat.|
|Frankie Chestnuts||Q: "If you want to BE im-POtent, you've got to LOOK im-POtent."
Picard: "No worries there..."
|Treksdot||Picard: Interesting, when watching in HD you can actually make out your cod piece.
Q: That's what you notice?
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