Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Jack	"Scotty to maintenance. I found the clog in the captain's toilet".

Special Mention

Name	Caption
PegasusJF	Some people built ships in bottles, Scotty on the other hand...
Frankie Chestnuts	Not Seen: Scotty's right hand.
Frankie Chestnuts	Scotty: "Aye laddie... They aren't as big as they look. The anti-gravity chamber adds at least two cup sizes."
RedDwarfian	Dr. Venkman: I like her because she sleeps above the covers. Four FEET above the covers.
Nerd907	Ah, lass, I told you that eating that apple the old lady gave you was a bad idea.
unixrevolution	Scotty, ever the literalist, would never again be asked by a female crewmember how they could lose weight.
kent	Scotty likes to watch...
Jack	Scotty:"Nay, captein. If we get it of its box it will lose most of its value".
Frankie Chestnuts	...and yet ANOTHER lousy hotel room in Tokyo.
Miss Marple	Lieutenant: Scotty, what's all tha- ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES?!?!?
JillyBean	The Force is strong with this one...
mwhittington	Bones: (off screen) If I didn't see it I never would have believed it! Scotty: Aye, that's right! I told ye there was such a thing as the "zero g" spot!
Miss Marple	After the Magic Mirror informed him of a BETTER engineer, he had no other recourse... Now he had to find a way to keep Kirk and his "Sexual Healing" lips away.
Merat	Scotty: "And all Dr. McCoy got the captain for his birthday was a pair of glasses!"
Ty G.	"So, which ensign is this? Busty Sinclair, or Chesty LaRue?"
mwhittington	Captain: "Stop tapping the glass, Scotty, they don't like that!"
Ty G.	Scotty: There's some sort o' glitch in the programmin', cap'n! Captain: I'd like to put a glitch in HER programming, if ya know what I mean. Scotty: Cap'n, we cannae start the unfreezing process! Captain: I'd like to unfreeze HER, if ya catch my drift. Scotty: The cryogenic compartment's losing power, Cap'n! Captain: I'd like to make HER lose power, if ya know what I mean.
Ty G.	Scotty: Oh, I thought ye were dead! *zzzip* Sorry, lass.
Ty G.	We see one girl, but after all those scotches... Scotty: THERE. ARE. FOUR. GIRLS!
Bird of Prey	Scotty: ''You are aware of the fact that a correlation between an excessive use of the tanning bed and skin cancer has been known since the 20th century, right?''
Bird of Prey	Scotty's newest Invention: The expendable crewmember vending machine!
Bird of Prey	Scotty's newest prank: Beaming Captain Kirk's ''conquests'' directly out of his bed!
PHRobertson	It takes a real sociopath to drown a woman, then casually check the windowsill for dust.
Nerd907	Star Trek: Voyeurism

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