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1 Jul 2012

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Nerd907 Still a better love story than Twilight.

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Dark Phoenix Kira attempts to conceal not only did she sit on a Tribble, but she loved every minute of it.
Dark Phoenix Is it just me, or does Kira look like Gozer from the movie Ghostbusters?
Foxbat Major Kira: "Look, can we just skip this date thing, get to the sex and then you can go back to your quarters?"
Miss Marple Kira in her short-lived stint as co-host on "Good Morning Bajor!"
Regis Philbin always stole the show.
Mr. President Kira: "Well, as nicknames go, 'Karate Kid' isn't the worst I've ever had."
PegasusJF Man: Are you smiling because you liked my joke or are you smiling because you're imagining my still beating heart in your hands?
Dark Phoenix Kira: "I'm pregnant, you're the father, and I am going to kill us all!"
Man: "Okay, sweetie. Calm down, have some cheese."
Dark Phoenix Kira: "You are erratic. Conflicted. Disorganized. Every decision is debated, every action questioned, every individual entitled to their own small opinion. You lack harmony, cohesion, greatness. It will be your undoing."
Man: "So is that a 'no' on more wine?"
Frankie Chestnuts She must be the "Alternate... Alternate Universe" Kira.
Bird of Prey Kira: ''I am preparing myself for the Bajoran Biathlon, held annually in honor of the Bajoran Resistance. Run 42 km and kill 42 Cardassians.''
Bird of Prey Man: ''Is this Klingon blood wine?''
Kira: ''No, this is Cardassian blood. Want some?''
Nerd907 Does this headband make me look fat?
Nerd907 Man: What happened?
Kira: Lost a bet.
Nerd907 Kira Nerys is and has been many things:
Passionate
A Freedom Fighter
A soldier
A cardassian hater
A surrogate mother
Second in command of a space station
Commander of a space station
Short tempered
Not a respecter of persons
and, last but not least, a deathly embarassing girlfriend.
kent i think..just possibly...teal might be her favorite color....
Miss Marple Kira: Well, I was very, very drunk and I thought "What's the worst that can happen?"
jg I know that look. That's the look that one gets on a date when the girl is about to get an "family emergency" phone call and will have to leave.
Frankie Chestnuts Kira: "Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you? "
Vincent: "We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter."
Bird of Prey Man: ''What kind of martial arts are you practicing?''
Kira: ''I am Bajoran, not Martian.''
Bird of Prey Kira: ''Do you like my Cardassian stew?''
Man: ''Don't you mean Bajoran stew?''
Kira: ''No. It's made out of real Cardassians.''
Frankie Chestnuts There she is... 98 lbs of Cardassian-killing fury.
whoknows? Kira had yet to understand deodorant.
Dark Phoenix Kira: "In the Mirror Universe, my doppelganger is a hot lesbian in a shiny catsuit."
Reed: "Holy crap! Mine too!"
jg She once killed 10 Cardassians with just her bare hands.
There is a Klingon opera dedicated to her because of the damage she did when she had a bad hair day.
The Ferengi pay her full price on goods she sells.
She is Kira Neyis, the most interesting woman on Deep Space Nine.
I don't always hurt people. but when I do, I prefer that they are Cardassian.

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