Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Miss Marple	The longest surviving red shirt in the federation.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Scotty was famous on the ship for his West Highland White Terrier immitation.
DBB	Scott: What do you mean 'Santa's not real'?
Miss Marple	The exception to the "red shirt" rule.
Legion	Scotty thinking: Thank god that I'm a main character.
ThePolymath47	"Im a two time Stare-out champion laddy, and a kin do this all day.."
Miss Marple	The Miracle Worker....IN SPAAAAAACE!
Miss Marple	Due to Scotty's imagination and resourcefulness, Dyson Vacuums incredible suction will soon be based on the gravitational well of a Dyson Sphere. Don't even get him talking about his plans for the enhanced Dyson Air Multiplier™
Bird of Prey	Kirk: ''You know, Mr. Scott, one of the delights of our job is that we get to eat a lot of very exotic and odd looking food, like gagh, plomeek soup, or roasted tribble. Take for example this really weird dish here in front of me. I wonder from which planet it originates. The culture there must be quite strange and alien, completely different from ours.'' Scotty: ''Sir, this is called haggis, and it's from Scotland.''
Fuzzy	Is Montgomery Scott gonna have to choke a Tellarian?
Miss Marple	Do I LOOK like I have too much time on my hands???
Miss Marple	His inner 13-year-old-self is dying to scream "shove it in yer "Jeffries tubes!"
Blaston Phools	"Scotty. Though reading the ships historical database, was shocked to discover that at one time in the past Scotland actually once qualified for the World Cup!"
Blaston Phools	Taggert.. IN SPAAACCE!!!!
C. W. Perkins	You pulled me away from the latest issue of antimatter weekly for this???
Frankie Chestnuts	Well into the 23rd century, British dental care was still virtually unknown.
Mr. Bean	Scotty: "Just because it was green going in, doesn't mean it should've been green coming out."
tlbs101	Young lighting technician Abrams plays with the slight flare off of Doohan's eye.
tlbs101	Nay, I am not from England; I am from Scotland. Why do you ask?
jg	Scotty: Aye lad, you need not worry. I have been wearing a redshirt for years now and nothings happen to me. Ensign Redshirt: How have stayed alive so long. Scotty: Being a costar of the show helps alot. But enough talk, let's get to work and beam down to that dangerous and inhospitable planet.
nerd86	Scotty: You mind repeatin' that order Captain? Kirk: Look, Scotty, it's just that, well, the dress code clearly states- Scotty: Uhura and Chapel can walk around in skimpy dresses and I'm not allowed to wear a traditional Scottish Kilt?! Kirk: Well we wouldn't mind so much if it weren't for the fact that you insist on going commando AND refuse to cross your legs when you sit...
ThePolymath47	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!IM STUCK IN ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Marple	In the future, due to Scotty's imagination and resourcefulness, Dyson Vacuums incredible suction will be based on the gravitational well of a Dyson Sphere. How will YOU fund YOUR retirement?
Miss Marple	Scotty often thinks back about how many Tribbles he had beamed to how many places... Aye, it's good to feel at peace with your past.
Bird of Prey	Scotty: ''It is green!'' Nude Orion woman: ''Boy, you really have to learn the difference between giving a compliment and stating the obvious.''

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