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tlbs101 If we lose warp drive AND impulse engines, we still have these million horsepower diesel engines as backup.

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The Geek Redshirt: "Look, all I am saying is if they went to through all that trouble of digitally repairing old effects glitches, then why does Luke's lightsaber keep changing color?"
Tuvok: "Perhaps focusing on other franchise's inconsistancies is not the most appropriate use of our time..."
Miss Marple Janeway to self: If only MY caretaker were this nice (sighs).
Mr. President Janeway: "Gotta say, hands down, this is the best cosmetic surgery waiting room I've ever seen."
Frankie Chestnuts Tuvok: "What is this place, Captain?"
Janeway: "I believe it was called a 'Man Cave'."
Tuvok: "Cool..."
tlbs101 Whatever you do.... DON'T press the red button!
Frankie Chestnuts Tuvok: "Dude... Where's my shuttle?"
sentinel64 Female Officer: Commander Tuvok, I know Vulcans have an innate sense of direction... but I think we have been this way.
Tuvok: Of course, you, as a human, would think we're lost, but I do know wher where going.
Female Officer: Welll... sir, then why does that displays read, "You are here...again."
Frankie Chestnuts Discovery Museums...IN SPAAAAAAACE!!
Captain Redbeard A typical 24th century Romulan dairy, complete with cloaked cows.
The Geek Factoid: Miss Marple played the redshirt in this episode.
Frankie Chestnuts Ensign: "Is it dangerous technology, sir?"
Tuvok: "It seems to be relatively benign. It's not like It's going to throw the ship half-way across the galaxy."
Frankie Chestnuts Tuvok: "Whoa... Someone's got a serious case of OCD here."
Janeway: "We better take our shoes off."
Frankie Chestnuts Tuvok: "The crew arrives here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these..."
Janeway: "Excuse me."
Tuvok: "Yes?"
Janeway: "Did you say 'knives'?"
Tuvok: "Rotating knives, yes."
Janeway: "Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our crew?"
Tuvok: "...Does that not fit in with your plans?"
Miss Marple Even when the lines were extremely short, Janeway still sucked at Line Dancing.
Miss Marple This food court is AMAZING!
Miss Marple Janeway: This food court is AMAZING! I smell Cinnabon™...
Tuvok, inhales deeply: Yes, but my readings indicate that there is no Cinnabon Bakery™ concession here.
I believe that Cinnabon™ essence is being pumped into here to control our behavior.
Both thinking: MUST HAVE CINNABON™....
Miss Marple Janeway: This food court is AMAZING!
Tuvok: Captain, this is a morgue. I told you to eat before we left.
You know how you get when you are hungry.
Miss Marple Tuvok was in his element in his snappy Federation uniform, yet he would often reflect on the Maquis' casual daress days...
Miss Marple Janeway: This food court is AMAZING!
Tuvok: Captain, I told you to eat before we left. You know how you get when you are coming down off your "diet pills".
Janeway: I could eat a horse between TWO MATTRESSES!
Sovereign Janeway: "Where the hell are we?"
Tuvok: "Judging from the slightly off colours and soft focus, I believe we are on some form of CSI spin-off."
Fuzzy See, Tuvok, I was right. No one goes to the Apple Store on Thursdays.
Kent YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVE WON A WONDERFUL TRIP TO THE DELTA QUADRANT, COMPLETE WITH A 3 YEAR SUPPLY OF ANTIMATTER AND A LONG DURATION OF EXCIIIIIIIITING MISSIONS AND INTERESTING ALIENS!! TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE, COME ON DOOOOOOWN!
Miss Marple Janeway: Disco pants and haircuts...
Tuvok: Yes, lots of space in this mall.
tlbs101 Through there are the Stompers and beyond that is the Omega-13 and Beryllium sphere.

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