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| Name | Caption |
| Captain Reynolds | The Doctor: Sorry, Kes - I've checked your eyes thoroughly, and I still can't figure out what you see in Neelix. |
| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | And we wondered where all that FURY came from. |
| Miss Marple | Instead of giving her longer hair they put so much money into this one scene to make her ear look "alien", that the rest of the episode wound up having to be a "clip show". |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Shortly after this, Kes turned into a raging energy beast that wreaked havoc and destruction on the whole ship... . Coincidence? |
| Miss Marple | The Ocampa aged so quickly that, two years into the series, Kes was constantly running off to the EMH to have her eyes "done" |
| Miss Marple | The Ocampa aged so quickly that, two years into the series, Kes was constantly running off to the EMH to have her eyes "done" Their private name for him became "Dr Nip Tuck". |
| nerd86 | Doctor: Tell me, who gave you the black eye? Kes: I can't say... Doctor: Stop protecting him Kes, tell us Neelix did it! Kes: It was Tom, Tom hit me. Janeway: I heard Neelix, what did you hear? Chakotay: Oh yeah, she clearly said Neelix. Doctor: Looks like we've got the excuse we've been looking for... all thanks to Tom. Janeway: Sounds like someone needs a promotion. |
| nerd86 | You laugh but that actress is now permanently blind in her left eye. |
| Miss Marple | EMH: ...Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-bl -careful not to roll your eyes like that! Blah-bitty blah blah... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | EMH: "I'm not sure what's wrong... She stumbled in here, mumbling something about walking in on Neelix as he was going to the bathroom... Then she passed out." |
| Miss Marple | Trying to achieve that "half-dead, Kate Moss heroin chic look" in SPAAACE! |
| Miss Marple | Well that explains the ECHO! |
| Miss Marple | EMH: Is this better or is this? Better/worse? This one or that? Which... Kes: Enough Doctor. I believe that the poke in the eye with the sharp stick is definitely worse. |
| Miss Marple | EMH; Well, all I can say is that the Ocampa women's "change of life" a lot more intense than that of other ladies... |
| Miss Marple | EMH: Well, all I can say is that the Ocampa women's "change of life" a lot more intense than that of other ladies... Kes: Yes Doctor. Human females only THINK their heads might explode. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | EMH: "Kes, how many times did Neelix hit you?" Kes: "He DIDN'T hit me-" EMH: "Of course... You're in denial." Kes: "I'm not in denial. He didn't hit me once." EMH: "OK... Now we are getting somewhere. If he didn't hit you once, how many times DID he hit you?" Kes: "NEELIX DIDN'T HIT ME AT ALL!" EMH: "So, it must have been Mr. Paris." |
| nerd86 | EMH: Annnnnd there we are. You are now completely blind in both eyes. Kes: Thanks doc, now all that's left is to burn off all my taste buds and I can finally start to enjoy Neelix's cooking. EMH: Enjoy Neelix's cooking? I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker. |
| Bird of Prey | EMH: ''Laser pointers can be dangerous if pointed directly into one's eye. Let me demonstrate this on my beautiful assistant Kes.'' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kes: Doctor... Did you refer to that as a 'Sonic Screwdriver'? |
| jg | EMH: i think it's a double standard. Data created Lal and was hailed. I created a new android and called a creepy old pervert. Janeway: This is a difference. Data wanted a child. You made an android that looks like Kes and made sure she was fully functional and anatomically correct. |
| Miss Marple | Eventually Kes became addicted plastic surgery. She would never look like a THREE year old! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The stinging embarrassment of "The Unibrow" can now treated with a simple out-patient procedure your family physician can perform. |
| Mr. President | EMH: "What do you see?" Kes: "I see ... last week's caption competition picture from Deep Space Nine, the week before from Next Generation, and the week before that from the Original Series ... this week's is from Voyager obviously so next week it'll be from Enterprise." EMH: "You do know you have too much time on your hands, don't you?" |
| nerd86 | Ugh, what a hideous alien freak! Why can't they at least try to make them look a little HUMAN, you know? So that we could empathize with them or something. But this is too weird! No woman would ever wear a haircut like that. |
| Bird of Prey | EMH: ''Your eye sight is as good as perfect. Normally I would say that you won't need another eye examination for another five years, but considering that you most likely will be dead by then...'' |
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