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Caption Competition

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28 Aug 2011

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Frankie Chestnuts Borg on Bottom: "So then he says... What's the worst that could happen."

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The Geek Samantha Wildman opens Naomi's closet and discovers her dark, sinister secret.
Frankie Chestnuts Harry: "I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the Bridge, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important."
Bird of Prey A pride of lions, a murder of crows - and a heap of Borg.
Frankie Chestnuts 8472 Mommy: "Junior... If you don't play nicely with your pets, your father will take them back to the pound!"
Frankie Chestnuts 8472 Mommy: "JUNIOR! You pick up toys and get in here THIS INSTANT!"
Frankie Chestnuts After assimilating a NASCAR fan, the Borg just couldn't wait for a "Pile-Up".
lexxonnet Drone to another drone: And did you hear about that 23-drone pile-up on the Unimatrix 2 walkway the other day?
Lahani Kes! That's not how you play Jenga!
Mr. President Since when did the Borg assimilate Damien Hirst?
nerd86 If David Lynch had directed Transformers...
The Geek Paris: "Guys need a hand?" (rimshot)
The Geek The Borg assimilate, but fail to comprehend the Macarena.
The Geek The Borg Collective crashes after it switches its OS to Mac.
DBB "We are The Pile. You will be assimilated. Your mass and volume will become part of the pile. Resistence is futile."
nerd86 The first Borg attempt at a celebratory group "high five" ended in catastrophic disaster.
Jacob We are the Borg, We hate twister,
RedDwarfian Art Critic: "I'm really liking the statement you're trying to make with this piece. The dichotomy of the chaos within the order, the conflict of the individual within the collective. Tell me, what exactly was your thought process when you were arranging the heads in this manner in the center?"
Species 8472: *The weak shall perish!*
Art Critic: Hm... Interesting.
Mr. President In a bid to further their perfection, the Borg Collective assembled a small group of drones to try to win the DITL caption competition. After six months' effort and failure, they disassembled themselves and piled the parts together so as not to spread their ignominy to the rest of the hive.
Mr. President Broken, stricken forms, ravaged by the efforts of their collective endeavour, pile upon each other, forever reaching upward to try to grasp the light that shines down on them from above, and in so doing, glorious and triumphant, capture the approbation they so desperately seek.
It's almost like they're trying to win an internet caption competition or something.
mwhittington I guess the Borg went from cubism to abstract...
jg Trying to assimilate Chuck Norris proved disasterous to the Borg
jg They talked about fight club.
The Geek Borg Queen: "Pull yourselves together!" (rimshot)
DBB The presence of a member of Species 8472 can be determined by its distinctive droppings.

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