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24 Jul 2011

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jg Q: It's a thank you gift for all you have done. There an extremely rare breed of roses from a planet so far away you'll never hear or know of.
Junior: Dad, don't forget to mention the...
Janway: Ouch! Sorry, thorn stuck me. You were saying somethng.
Junior: I was just reminding dad not to forget to mention the highly poisonous thorns.

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Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "This is all well and good... But I AM allergic to roses."
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "Wow... This is amazing... I must have some sort of secret admirer... I wonder who that might be?"
Q2: "Is she always like this?"
Q: "We caught her on a GOOD day."
Frankie Chestnuts Q: "The only reason she's not throwing herself at me is because YOU'RE in the room."
Mr. President Q Junior: "But you said you wanted to see 127--"
Janeway: "Hours. 127 Hours. You know, the movie? Not...oh, forget it."
Mr. President Message from Starfleet:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
From here in the Alpha Quadrant,
It sure sucks to be you.
Mr. President Janeway: "We'll need wreaths. Lots and lots of wreaths."
Crewman: "Has someone died?"
Janeway: "Not yet. But it's only eight thirty in the morning so there's still time."
NoMoe15 With all the thorns on the roses, Janeway realized how much of a prick Q can really be.
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "Good Lord Q! What have you done to the Flowerian Ambassador and Staff?" Is that his wife and chldren over there?"
Q: "Well, maybe we got a bit carried away."
nerd86 Roses are red
Daisies are yella
They're here to tell Janeway
They know she's a fella.
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "Very nice, Q... But do you have anything in an 'Edible Arrangement'?"
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "Very nice gentlemen... I truly appreciate this... But did you also have to put roses on my chair?"
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "So you are telling me there was another transporter accident, and there are several hundred copies of Harry Kim growing in the Arboretum?"
sentinel64 Janeway: I see that you "rose to the challenge" youn Q... get it, "rose to the challenge"
Young Q (under his breath): Yes... if only I had my full powers... I would turn you into skunk weed... smile just smile....
jg The Doctor's idea of crossbreeding Tribbles and roses went horrible wrong.
Mr. President Q: "No, son, alcoholics have red *noses*, not red roses."
Janeway: "Yes, exactly. Wait, what?"
Mr. President "The roses are nice and all, but I'd still like the windows over there to have some glass in them."
ha Q: "But Kathy--"
Janeway: "No."
Q: "But I brought you roses..."
Janeway: "No amount of flowers will make me look after your overconfident, underdisciplined son."
Q: *snaps finger* "I've got coffee...and not that replicated stuff either..."
Janeway: "Well..."
Q: *snaps again* "And oversized phaser rifles..."
Janeway: "I'm in."
Bird of Prey Janeway: 'When my horoscope promised me a rosy future, I was expecting something different.'
ha These roses are red,
Command shirts are red too,
But if you ask me to baby-sit,
We'll see that red is the blood of a Q.
Sovereign Janeway: "You bought me how many roses?"
Q: "I'm an evolved species, not a calculator!"
Frankie Chestnuts Janeway: "Let me get this straight... You're Q too?"
Q: "No, I'm Q, this is Q2."
Janeway: "That's what I said. He's also Q."
Q2: "No. I'm Q2."
RedDwarfian Janeway: You're Q's son?
Q: It could be worse. He could be Frankie Chestnuts' son.
=NoPoet= "Oh wow, some more red flowers! I'll put them over here with the other ten million."
Frankie Chestnuts Of course Q has gone overboard to win her affections. This is because his wife (not unlike MY wife) has determined that winning is the only TRUE measure of a man's worth.

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