Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Mr. President	'Well, at least I'm not massaging Neelix's [THE REST OF THIS CAPTION HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE INTERNET IN THE NAME OF GOOD TASTE, DECENCY, PROPRIETY AND BEING ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.]'

Special Mention

Name	Caption
Frankie Chestnuts	Neelix: 'God, I LOVE fan fiction.' Holosuite Simulation: 'God, I HATE fan fiction.'
Frankie Chestnuts	Holosuite Simulation: 'I'm not getting paid enough for this job...'
Frankie Chestnuts	Female: 'You just hang on and I'll get these ugly pustules drained.' Neelix: 'Pustules?'
Frankie Chestnuts	Actress to self: 'Jeez... I better be getting paid more than scale for this.'
Frankie Chestnuts	When tanning booths go bad...
Frankie Chestnuts	Just how can the hands of a species be so lovely, and their feet be so horrible?
Frankie Chestnuts	Ethan Phillips: 'What I can't figure out is why they make me wear these prosthetic feet even when they aren't in the scene.'
DBB	Ethan Phillips's secret shame: those aren't props.
Mr. President	'Podiatrist? You don't need a podiatrist, Neelix, you need an exorcist.'
Bird of Prey	For some reason, foot fetishism doesn't exist at all in Talaxian society.
Frankie Chestnuts	Talaxian + Oomox = ToeMox
Frankie Chestnuts	The worst part of this picture... We can all tell immediately that the feet belong to Neelix.
Frankie Chestnuts	During the picnic, the young couple broke the traditional Talaxian Foot Bread.
Foxbat	The real reason Kes stopped 'putting out'...
tlbs101	I think it's too late for tough actin' Tinactin.
tlbs101	Give your fungus the ax, with tough axin' Talaxin
Frankie Chestnuts	Masseuse: 'Happy Ending?! You want a HAPPY ENDING? Starting like this, it could NEVER end happily.'
Frankie Chestnuts	How could feet so horrible be attached to someone so... Wait a minute... I guess he's pretty ugly. Never mind.
Frankie Chestnuts	Female: 'Dear God! What did you walk in?' Neelix: 'Nothing... Why do you ask?'
Ktasay	After escaping Mordor, Frodo came down with a mysterious rash - which burned off his hair and spread to others on contact.
Frankie Chestnuts	Doctor: 'Dear God! This is infected!' Neelix: 'Infected?' Doctor: 'Yes! It must be painful!' Neelix: 'Painful?' Doctor: 'Yes! Your feet are infected and they must be painful!' Neelix: 'Feet?'
tlbs101	This little piggy went to market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy had roast beef This little piggy had none.... Wait, did this little piggy return from the market already???

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