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Mr. President Picard: 'Well, I'm sorry but it's either the body scanner or the pat-down. Your choice.'

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Jonesy Captain Picard never thought that he would get mugged on his own ship, but....
Mr. President 'Look, I'm not a racist, but...'
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: 'Greetings! Take me to your leader.'
Frankie Chestnuts Picard:
'HELLO...
DO...
YOU...
SPEAK...
ENGLISH?'
Lutan: 'Dear God. HOW have they mastered space travel?'
TS White man oppressing black men...IN SPAAACE!!
Mr. President Lutan: 'Give me Tasha Yar or I will send the pictures of you kissing your first officer to your superiors at Starfleet.'
Picard: 'Blackmail!'
Lutan: 'Yes, I am, but I don't see what that has to do with anything.'
Frankie Chestnuts Picard to self: 'Crap... Now I'll NEVER get that 'U CAN'T TOUCH THIS' tune out of my head!'
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: 'Hold on there gentlemen... Do you have a reservation?'
Lutan: 'I'm sure we called ahead. Fitzsimmon, you made a reservation, didn't you?'
Picard: 'I'm sorry. Without a reservation we will not be able to accommodate such a large party.'
nerd86 Apparently 'raise the roof' was not a pan-galactic dance sensation.
The Geek Picard: I'll let you on, but just between you and me... the carpets do not match the drapes. And Data already tapped it. And we all suspect she is actually a lesbian. And she will die at the hands of a walking oilspill. But please! Don't let me stop you!
Mr. President A Frenchman dealing with members of an ethnic minority? This will not end well.
Mr. President Though mankind had evolved a great deal by the 24th Century, unfortunately little had changed when it came to the Frenchman's natural inclination for surrender.
Mikey Picard: OK, OK... $24 worth of beads, and we get the WHOLE eastern hemisphere, alright?
nerd86 Please don't take the hair, it's all I have left.
Mr. President If you thought Star Trek's first interracial kiss was controversial, just wait till you see the second...
TS Apparently, in the 24th century, black people are still stopped by white men in uniforms routinely...
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: 'Whoa... Riker, you have to try these 3D glasses. I'd swear these guys were right in front of me.'
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: 'No, you can't buy Lt. Yar. She's my Security Officer. However, I do have an effeminate teenage male that I can get you a great deal on.'
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: 'NO, NO, NO! Listen up ladies. It's STEP, STEP, KICK, STEP, STEP, SPIN, DIP! Let's try again from the top...
Five, six, seven, eight...'
nerd86 Whoa guys. 'Coming to America' is filming on the other end of the studio.
Bird of Prey Picard: 'Raise your hands if you think that Jean-Luc Picard is awesome!'
Phoenix Captain, I asked you to come here to discuss mines, NOT mimes...
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: 'Hold it right there gentlemen... The rule is 'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service'. Now, I'm seeing shoes, but I wouldn't call those shirts.'
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: 'Hold on there Kunta Kinte... You and your home boys have got to use the rear entrance.'

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