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Caption Competition

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7 Nov 2010

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Mikey "... and what's worse is I expect a complete rehash of all of last week's jokes."

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The Geek Finally, after almost 500 years of searching, Dr. Kimble realizes he IS the One- Armed Man.
trekkie I'm a Doctor, not a patient, Mr. Paris, give me a hand here
Frankie Chestnuts Doctor: ♪ "I... ain't got no body..." ♪
Frankie Chestnuts EMH: "Please state the nature of the... All right, who's the wise guy?"
MordosHawk Can you give me a hand?
MordosHawk I think I have picked a name. Stumpy.
Frankie Chestnuts Doctor: "Well isn't that just a bitch! That was my arm with the mobile emitter."
Guybrush Paris: "Get a grip, Doctor. Get it? Get a grip?"
Doctor: "Go to hell."
Foxbat "...but I seem to be holding a starship in an alternate instance of time and space..."
Leathco Mr. Tuvok, when the captain specified that all occupants be disarmed before entering sickbay, I am quite certain this is NOT what she had in mind!
nerd86 I've got good news and I've got bad news.
Give me the good news first.
You're a hologram, we can turn you off and back on and you'll be fixed faster than a desktop.
What's the bad news then?
We don't really like you enough to turn you back on...
DBB Director: All right, Picardo. Let's get this filmed before lunch so we can all - God! What happened to your arm?
Robert: I only have one arm in this scene.
Director: What? You character loses his arm in the scene. What did you do to yourself?
Robert: I thought if I actually had only one arm, I could believably play a character with one arm.
Director: So you took your arm off?
Robert: Yes. To be believable.
Director: You play a fake person on a starship stranded on the other side of the galaxy. In the future. You're concerned about believability now?
The Geek (voiceover): "This week on 'Star Trek: Voyager', we ask the question, 'what is the sound of a one- armed hologram clapping?'"
The Geek Naomi Wildman: "You put your right arm in, you take your right arm out..."
Doctor: "Oh, shut up."
The Geek "Very funny, Tom. Now I want my arm and my testicles back where they belong!"
lexxonnet Doctor: Computer, activate the emergency emergency medical hologram repair hologram.
tlbs101 Doc, you are supposed to CHARGE an arm and a leg, not the other way around.
Foxbat Naturally, the doctor will sign the armistice.
Foxbat Well, at least I now have a bit more 'elbow' room here in sickbay...
Mark And the Doctor was suddenly without a sex life.
Frankie Chestnuts Doctor: "So I have this problem. And I thought the only way to solve the problem is to eliminate the temptation."
Harry: "Have you been getting into my 'Risa Slave Girl Self-Gratification Holoprogram' again?"
Doctor: "Wellll..."
mwhittington This is why you don't give a prostate exam to Chuck Norris.
Frankie Chestnuts The Doctor never looked forward to the Invisible Man's annual rectal exam.
Frankie Chestnuts Doctor: "All right, I see your point. Maybe I shouldn't have done that."

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