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| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | BEEP "Hi ladies, I'll be honest. I'm 43 years old, and the only women I've ever known are made from photons and force fields. I own a dozen cats. I went to the beach for this picture, but then realized sunlight makes me break out. Please, I'll settle for anything. I can't stand another lonely nigh-" BEEP |
| Name | Caption |
| Mr. President | Troi: "Lieutenant, have you been sniffing Seven Of Nine's underwear again?" Barclay: "No, why do you ask?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | You'd think that by the 24th century, they'd have something more advanced than straw hats and zinc oxide. |
| Foxbat | Lieutenant Barclay is in fact 'Too White and Nerdy.' |
| Mr. President | Starfleet recruitment posters weren't quite what they used to be. |
| nerd86 | Indiana Jones and the Forced Retirement. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Barklay: "Hey fellas! Anyone up for beach volleyball? How about frisbee? Worf: "Geek." Riker: "Nerd." Geordi: "How about beach bocce?" |
| ZebulaNebula | Barclay: I duplicated 99% of the functions of Geordi's VISOR into these sunglasses. Geordi: 99% What didn't you incorporate? Theta band? Gamma rays? Microscopic? Barclay: Visual light. Crap! |
| Bird of Prey | I wear my sun glasses at - day! |
| Bird of Prey | Okay, Lieutenant Barclay may not have the best fashion sense, but he is an expert in - err, um... |
| Bird of Prey | Barclay: "I see almost nothing with this stupid shades! I have to use my sense of touch. Hmm... This could be the head of a Ferengi." Troi: "Wrong. Now take your hands of me!" |
| Bird of Prey | Reginald Barclay in: Baywatch Risa |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Baked Broccoli |
| mwhittington | How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sun-dried broccoli |
| The Geek | Just a taaad too much analgesic cream. |
| The Geek | (thinking) "Wow, these x- ray vision glasses work great! Just as long as I don't look at Riker's crotch. ... OH GOD, I JUST LOOKED AT RIKER'S CROTCH." |
| Mr. President | Troi: "Ah, Reg, you're back." Barclay: "Yes, I countered the cumulative transdermal thermal response by applying a layer of molecularly-aligned high-albedo polymer, specifically configured to operate in the UV and visible spectrum bands, to redirect incident radiation from the entire olfactory proboscis complex." Troi: "What?" Barclay: "I put sunblock on my nose so it doesn't get sunburn." Troi: "Looks good on you." Barclay: "Thanks." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Dude, where's my shuttle?" |
| PegasusJF | Join Starfleet! See the Universe and be like...this...guy...wait a minute... |
| The Geek | NERDS: Keep out of direct sunlight. |
| The Geek | In the 24th century, nerds are still nerds. |
| N'tran DS 12 | You know what this planet needs? An ozone layer. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: Hey there... ahhhh..CH-GEEK!! Worf: "Bless you, Commander.." *cough..cough..NERD..cough*" Geordi: "Yeah! *snort..snort* Reg's a dweeb!" Riker: "We were talking about YOU, Geordi." |
| drow | Riker: "Afraid of too much sun, Reg?" Barclay: "Yes, commander." Riker: "You might want to wear pants, too." |
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