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29 Aug 2010

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drow Riker: "Okay, I've pushed Ctrl-Alt-Del, now we wait five minutes and see if that fixes him."

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Mr. President Riker: "Smooth as an android's bottom indeed, Mr. Data."
Frankie Chestnuts Data: "Ex-terminate... ex-terminate."
Riker: "...?"
Frankie Chestnuts Riker to self: Pasty-white indeed... I bet he's 'fully functional'.
nerd86 Riker: What's with the albino freak?
Picard: This is our newest crewmate, Lt. Commander Data. He's an android.
Riker: I'm so sorry. My sister had that too. She couldn't sit in the car without a special pillow. I didn't know it could turn you albino.
Picard: AN-Droid not hemorrhoid.
Bird of Prey Data: "Captain, I have found this unknown intruder in in Commander Riker's quarters!"
Riker: "Heavens, Data! I have just shaved off my beard! Your facial recognition software is crap!"
Drewflav Star Trek: The Pantless Generation
Bird of Prey Data: "Error 404! File not found!"
Riker: "What's the matter?"
Data: "Strange... I don't seem to remember where I have put my keys."
Skifreak Data: "And furthermore, Captain, I submit that Commander Riker is not only incompetent and foolish, but he is clearly unfit to wear a Starfleet uniform. Clearly I am the better choice to be First Officer."
Picard: "Data, he's standing right behind you."
Frankie Chestnuts Data: "Yes, Captain. That was me. However, I have heard that whomever first identified the olfactory event, was the originator of said event."
Phoenix Upon returning from a visit to the Mirror Universe, Data was unable to delete the image of just how Evil Troi 'counselled' Evil Tasha. Nor, he decided, would he wish to if he could.
nerd86 Data: The Romulans will likely use attack pattern beta that... LOADING...LOADING...
Riker: I thought we had that fixed?
Data: LO-they used in their recent foray against the Gorn. Their fleet is expected to consist of thirte-...LOADING...
Riker: That's it! Get our service provider on the phone! Ever since Googlezon ended net neutrality in 2012 its been hell downloading anything useful...
Mr. President Riker: "Ooh, look, a shiny thing."
Mr. President Riker: "Oh, so that's where the batteries go."
Mr. President Riker: "I found him on the holodeck. He saved young Wesley Crusher from drowning."
Picard: "We don't tolerate that sort of behaviour on this ship, Commander Data. Number One, escort him to the forward torpedo launcher."
Frankie Chestnuts Data: "Yes Counselor, that outfit DOES make your ass look big."
Riker: "Data, we need to talk."
RedDwarfian Yar: Excuse me, Data, can I see Commander Riker?
Data: I am in no position to assess the quality of your eyesight.
nerd86 Riker: Data.
Data: Yes, commander?
Riker: Take your hand off my crotch.
Data: Yes, commander.
drow Personal Log, First Officer William Riker. I'm becoming very concerned. Since all the women of the Enterprise disappeared three weeks ago, we've had to do without our Chief Medical Officer, Ship's Counselor, and have been short of hands in virtually every department, crippling our ability to effectively operate this starship. Worse, Data is starting to look attractive.
The Geek For Data: Another day filled with wonder and curiousity as he moved one more step toward understanding humanity.
For Riker: (thinking) "I wonder if Yar's carpet matches the drapes... I like waffles."
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Practical jokes are one thing Number One, but who put the 'Re-Boot Me" sign on Data's back?"
Frankie Chestnuts Picard: "Computer, Red Alert!"
Data: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
ZebulaNebula Data: Memory upgrade goes WHERE?!?
Tiberius Data, the brother of Lore
Had several surprises in store
Despite his acumen
He wished to be Human
But, alas, he found that 404
Frankie Chestnuts Data: "No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?"

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