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Guybrush Everyone on the bridge smelt it. Only logic could determine who dealt it.

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Frankie Chestnuts Shatner (to self): "Hmmmm... 'Achy Breaky Heart'?... 'Macarena'?... No, no, no. That's just not right. 'Ebony and Ivory'?... I got it! Rocketman!!"
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Well, we could hail the alien vessel... or open fire... Or maybe beam over a couple of expendable security personnel... Or a shuttle craft with a landing party... What do you think Lieutenant?"
Uhura: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
lexxonnet As with any good soap operas, most space operas featured scenes where the characters regularly communicated with their backs to each other.
Mr. President Kirk: "Do you know what the problem with Orion slave girls is?"
Uhura: "That they're slaves?"
Kirk: "That you can never get the smell off your fingers."
Uhura: "..."
Guybrush High definition allowed their thoughts to come in clearer.
nerd86 Kirk: All of the bridge crew is dead.
Uhura: I've survived Captain.
Kirk: Everyone important to me is dead.
Uhura: But Captain I'm ali-
Kirk: Everyone important.
tlbs101 Uhura (thinking): Parmen *forced* us to kiss -- it wasn't real
Kirk (thinking): Parmen didn't really force us that hard, or did he?
Mr. President Another nervous wait on the Enterprise for the results of this week's Federation lottery.
Arcane Azmadi Kirk: So, anyone got any ideas?
Uhura: I could try to distract the aliens with a sensual fan dance?
Kirk: Please, the day we're forced to resort to something THAT stupid is the day we meet God.
Fuzzy Captain’s log, stardate 5784.5. Awkward.
Bird of Prey Kirk: "As usual, the events of this episode were quite thought-provoking."
Uhura: "Can I go now? My shift is over."
Kirk: "Not until you have adequately pondered the message of this episode!"
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Annabelle? Mirabelle? Miriam? Charlotte? Bernardotte? Bellinda? Melinda? Melissa? Clarissa? Katinka? Henrietta? Kunigunde? Gertrude? Brünhild? Mechthild? Hannelore? Wilhelmina? Manuela? Conzuela? Gorgonzola? Venezuela? Hannah? Montana? Virginia? Viktoria? Andromeda? Lysistrate? Helena? Hippolyte? Hippopotama? Elephanta? Rhinocera? Littlefoot? Booberella? Cinderella? Little Red Skirt? Sitting Sexbomb? Rumpelstiltskin?"
Uhura: "NYOTA!! My first name is Nyota! Now shut up!"
Bird of Prey Kirk: "Okay, this is my plan. Phase 1: Use time travel to create a parallel universe were Uhura hooks up with Spock. Phase 2: Have a threesome with them!"
Mr. President Kirk: "I wonder who stole my last two green condoms..."
Uhura: "So nice of Nurse Chapel to give me a new pair of earrings. I must write a thank you note."
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk (to self): "Well, I could go down below deck and fondle Yeoman Rand..."
Uhura: "Captain."
Kirk (to self): "...or maybe down to Sick Bay and check out Nurse Chapel..."
Uhura: "Captain... the Admiral.."
Kirk (to self): "I could always head down to the Officer's Lounge and scope out the action there.."
Uhura: "CAPTAIN KIRK!"
Kirk: "You just wait there, Lieutenant. I'll be getting to you in a minute."
Frankie Chestnuts While Uhura tries to decipher the obscure alien dialect, Kirk tries to figure out how he can get his shirt off in the next ten minutes.
nerd86 Someone in this room has to be the murderer; but who...?
Mr. President Another nervous wait on the Enterprise as Kirk waits for the results of his weekly STD test.
tlbs101 Kirk & Uhura (wondering): Why would Mr. Sulu want to add yellow pixels to the main viewscreen?
Bird of Prey Kirk: "If my middle name is Tiberius, why was there an R on my tomb stone? Why did show Spock emotions at the time of Pike's captaincy? Why does Khan claim to know Chekov, although Chekov wasn't yet on the Enterprise when we found Khan? How can Vulcan not have a moon while a big celestial body is clearly visible on Vulcan's sky?"
Uhura: "Pondering continuity errors again, Captain?"
Frankie Chestnuts While Uhura contemplated life, the universe and everything, Kirk contemplates just how short the skirts can get before the sensors step in.
Mr. President Uhura: *thinks* "Oh, God, I'm not wearing any underwear! I hope the captain doesn't notice."
Kirk: *thinks* "My Spidey-sense is tingling..."
Guybrush What exploring deep space is actually like 99% of the time.
Mr. President Director: "Come on, SOMEONE has to know their lines!"

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