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| Name | Caption |
| Fuzzy | Ensign Revenge was a dish. |
| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | What did the mortitian do after a hard day's work? He went home and cracked open a cold one. |
| The Geek | Picard (offscreen): "Report." LaForge: "It looks like she's been in The Cocaine Room, Captain." Picard: "That's the third time this week someone has broken into and swam through The Cocaine Room!" LaForge: "Yes, Captain. The Cocaine Room is very popular with crew." Picard: "Why do we even have a Cocaine Room?!?" |
| RedDwarfian | "Dear Penthouse..." |
| Ktasay | Geordi falls for the Ice Queen yet again. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | During the filming of "The Incredibles", a horrible accident occurred when Frozone's freeze ray malfunctioned. |
| Mr. President | Geordi's method of freezing his sperm for posterity was...unorthodox. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Ensign Peggy was not pleased when her "Freeze yourself in the shower to avoid a date with Geordi" ploy was unsuccessful. |
| epclarkson | Geordi: Oh, the weather outside is frightful... |
| nerd86 | Strangely enough Geordie's first thought was "Oh, not this again." |
| nerd86 | This is what Geordie considers keeping his relationship "fresh". |
| Mr. President | Female Ensign: "Go out on a date with La Forge? Over my dead body..." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "Geordi, how did your date go last night?" Geordi: "Not very well. She was a Stone Cold Bitch." |
| nerd86 | What? Doesn't everyone keep a frozen dead woman in their closet? |
| nerd86 | Riker's emergency storage contained more than food and water. |
| nerd86 | ...and I will thaw her, and pet her, and squeeze her, and call her George. |
| nerd86 | Bobby Drake is a dick. Period. |
| Lahani | To: Lt. Geordi LaForge From: Subspace Mail Order Bride Service |
| The Geek | "Dear Diary: JACKPOT!" |
| nerd86 | You know Geordie, some people just collect stamps. |
| Ty.G | ...and Tiger Woods' standards continue to decline... |
| Will Deker | Geordi: Dear diary, JACKPOT!!! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Hee Hee.. Geordi has a stiffy.. |
| nerd86 | ...and that was how I met your mother. |
| JackFrost | Frosty the Yeoman, was an icy rigid soul... |
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