Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Cyrus Ramsay	One night of passion with Kirk really took its toll on Janice Rand.

Special Mention

Name	Caption
nerd86	Keith Richards is still performing in the 24th century.
RedDwarfian	"You wanna see what I pulled outta my nose?"
nerd86	Man: What is the windspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Picard: What do you mean? An African swallow or European swallow? Man: Uh, I don't know that... ARGGHRH!
Frankie Chestnuts	"Eeeww! Who made a stinky?"
nerd86	Ladies and Gentlemen I present: an average Scientologist. *gasps*
RedDwarfian	Picard (Offscreen): "Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?" Miracle Max: "The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!"
Kick ass	"Dear god, is Riker cooking again!"
The Geek	Just a taaaad too much botox.
Frankie Chestnuts	Off-screen: "Hello, I'm a MAC." Groppler: "I tell you I'm a PC! I run Windows! I've run Windows 3.0. I ran Windows NT for a week. It almost killed me. I've run Windows 98 for a while. I could never get ME to work. Then I ran Windows XP. I ran XP for a long time. It was fine. Then those bastards tried to talk me into Vista! I knew better. Now they are trying to move me to Windows 7. I hate them all! ... God, I feel old."
Acid	Worf(Off Screen): He is -Not- A Merry Man!
Frankie Chestnuts	A rare photo of Patrick Stewart, Woodstock, 1969. Another victim of the infamous "Brown Acid".
Idlewild	I don't know if you've been riding a !@#$ing crazy train, but I've been the Prince Of Darkness Since 1979!
SlideMan	I am Vigo! The Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldovia.....
Frankie Chestnuts	YEAH! They call me the Groppler! You know why? Because I Gropple! That's why! YEAH!
Frankie Chestnuts	"You want an apple? I got your apple ...RIGHT HERE!"
nerd86	He died 6 months ago, with that look frozen on his face, but the producers just haven't had the heart to let him go. Turns out he's still the best actor on the show.
Bird of Prey	"There is something fishy about all this", Picard thought, "the Bandi can construct something as advanced as Fairpoint Station, but they have never invented the comb?"
drow	"That's right! We tortured a space jellyfish! And we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
RedDwarfian	"Millenium hand AND shrimp. I told 'em. I TOLD 'em!"
Mr. President	You seriously don't want to get between Captain Janeway and her first cup of coffee of the day.
Mr. President	"That's right, Marty, we're going back to the future!"
The Geek	Fabio did not take to his retirement years so well.
Uvek Suran	Zorn: I am smiling! Just take the frikkin picture already!
drow	Zorn: "How very amusing. You assume that, because of my appearance, I am an unsophisticated Neanderthal incapable of culture much less coherent speech. Please allow me to assure you that I am otherwise. Tea?" Picard: "Yes, please." Zorn: "With cream and sugar?" Picard (horrified): "You unsophisticated Neaderthal!"

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