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8 Nov 2009

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Mr. President "We are the bored. You will be disinterested. Resistance is futile."

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BC1 Reed: Why is Captain Arche-
Trip: I dunno.
Reed: Do you think he should-
Trip: Yep.
Reed: Can't tear your eyes away either?
Trip: Nope
Mr. Presidents Join Starfleet: Travel the galaxy! Meet new and interesting lifeforms! Be all that you can be - like these guys! Okay, maybe not exactly like these guys, but you know what we mean...
Mr. President ARCHER: (off screen) "The target area is only two meters wide."
REED: "That's impossible even for a computer!"
TRIP: "It's not impossible. I used to hit womp rats with my T-16 back home; they're not much bigger than two meters."
Frankid Chestnuts Malcolm: "OK, whoever that is has 10 minutes to get their hand off my ass."
Frankie Chestnuts Malcolm: "OK, whoever that is has 10 minutes to get their hand off my ass."
Frankie Chestnuts Trip: "What is this again?"
Malcolm: "The Final Frontier."
Trip: "Did they kill everyone associated with it."
Malcolm: "Not as many as you'd think."
Mr. President "Remind me why Starfleet has joined the Royal Mail in a sympathy strike..."
Mr. President "Welcome to day one of your new lives as members of the Church of Scientology!"
nerd86 How do YOU like being stared at all day for a change!?!
nerd86 In Soviet Russia television shows watch YOU!
epclarkson Reed: "The Lens Flare is killing my eyes".
Trip: "I don't get why he ran the Corvette off a cliff".
Ktasay Even in the 22nd century Tennis is boring.
Exodore Homer Simpson (in the background): "BOOOORING!!!!"
drow "I don't know what's worse... that we're all here every Friday night watching movies, or that we watch Star Wars every time."
drow "Got anything?"
"Nope."
"I wish I had a huge cannister of green goo. I bet that'd be funny."
The Geek Of course everyone in this photo looks either bored or despondant. Archer is probably getting his ass handed to him... again.
BC1 So has ANYONE at all got Any ideas for this weeks caption competition?
Mr. President "You're all individuals!"
"Yes, we're all individuals!"
drow "Malcom..."
"Yes, Trip?"
"Do you suppose we'll ever be loved?"
jg Reed: God how I hate this madatory health lectures. What are the chances of one of us getting prgenant by an alien species.
Trip: I'd say a snowballs chance in hell.
Cyrus Ramsay 85 crew members and only one bathroom...
The Geek T'Pol's monthly medical examination was, by far, way more popular than Movie Night.
D'deridex Malcom: Janeway and Paris turn into space newts and WE get cancelled!?
Cyrus Ramsay Malcolm in the Middle!

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