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| Name | Caption |
| Wacky | "...and we shall call it Microsoft." |
| Name | Caption |
| BC1 | "Good News gentlemen...we sold ANOTHER child too Madonna!" |
| The Geek | Zek: "Okay! Which one of you lobed wiseasses ordered the male stripper!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | MORAL Committee: None of us are as dumb as all of us together. |
| Bill L. | I didn't get a "Harumph" outta that guy! |
| Chromedome | OK, so we're going to bring back Wesley Crusher as the central character for the next movie ... |
| drow | Nagus: "Gentlemen, I don't care what it costs, I want one of those new iPhones." |
| The Steve | Zek: This is my plan. We shall steal a trilithium warhead from the Romulans. Then we shall hold Earth ransom for...ONE MILLION BARS OF LATINUM! |
| Sean D | We're falling behind! Those British human MP's claimed much more in expenses than us! |
| Will Deker | Let this meeting of the oomox society of Ferenginar come to order! |
| GregCC | Okay, so who wants takeout? |
| McFortner | We've cornered the market on self sealing stem bolts and we still can't take over the Federation? Inconceivable! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Zek: "Hello, I'm a Mac." Ferengi #1: "And I'm a Dell." Ferengi #2: "And I'm a Sony." Ferengi #3: "And I'm an IBM." Ferengi #4: "And I'm a Lenovo." Ferengi #5: "And I'm a Samsung." Ferengi #6: "And I'm a Gateway." Ferengi #7: "And I'm an HP." Ferengi #8: "And I'm a Acers." |
| lexxonnet | ZeK: And I heard... there wasn't a single Ferengi in Star Trek XI. I mean, even Enterprise fit us in! |
| Merlin | Zek: Bring me the wallet of Alfredo Garcia! |
| Bird of Prey | Grand Nagus: "Gentlemen, our race faces their greatest transaction ever! The Vulcans have lost their planet and want to acquire Ferenginar!" |
| Merlin | Zek and the Knights of the Rectangular Table |
| N'tran DS 12 | In the background, a Savage Curtain. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Galileo Seven sequel: The Ferengi Eight. |
| Captain Reynolds | Then it's settled - we'll go back to the 20th century, take human disguises, control AIG and the rest of the banks and crash the hew-mon economy! |
| nerd86 | ...and then I said latinum is just platinum without the urine! Ha! *cricket chirping* |
| jg | Somewhere on DS9, a bar of latinim screams in terror. |
| HungryHungarian | Zek: 'How much do you think we have to pay this Abrams guy for keeping our people unchanged in his movies?' |
| Kostmayer | "One of you will betray me" |
| HungryHungarian | Zek: 'blah, blah, blah, financial crisis, blah, blah, blah, economic stimulus act, blah, blah, blah, reforms...' Maihar'du (thinking): 'If I didn't have to take this f*cking vow of silence now I would be able to tell this babbling idiot to shut up.' |
| HungryHungarian | After this particular government meeting, it suddenly became obvious that Obama was a Trekker. |
| HungryHungarian | Not many now that the Godfather trilogy was based on a true story. |
| jfdckwrth | The Ferengi Trade Council is called into an emergency session due to an unexpected swing in Elvis Presley collectables. |
| Lucky Strike | Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom: Zek: So it's agreed then, we will begin the sale of Hew-mon Chinese finger traps to the Klingons immediately. |
| lexxonnet | Zek: So, I had this fwiend named Gigantus Lobus... |
| Skipbear | The team that wrote "These are the Voyages" |
| Lennier | Not exactly the Grey Council, now, is it? |
| Guycrush | "My name is Zek, and I have a gambling addiction." |
| LLAMA | Iran's ruling council delaring Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the winner. |
| Sulu | Then it's agreed. Sarah Palin will be our 2012 nominee. |
| pertinax | People we need an idea for another 'Law & Order'. |
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