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Caption Competition

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28 Jun 2009

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Wacky "...and we shall call it Microsoft."

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BC1 "Good News gentlemen...we sold ANOTHER child too Madonna!"
The Geek Zek: "Okay! Which one of you lobed wiseasses ordered the male stripper!"
Frankie Chestnuts MORAL
Committee: None of us are as dumb as all of us together.
Bill L. I didn't get a "Harumph" outta that guy!
Chromedome OK, so we're going to bring back Wesley Crusher as the central character for the next movie ...
drow Nagus: "Gentlemen, I don't care what it costs, I want one of those new iPhones."
The Steve Zek: This is my plan. We shall steal a trilithium warhead from the Romulans. Then we shall hold Earth ransom for...ONE MILLION BARS OF LATINUM!
Sean D We're falling behind! Those British human MP's claimed much more in expenses than us!
Will Deker Let this meeting of the oomox society of Ferenginar come to order!
GregCC Okay, so who wants takeout?
McFortner We've cornered the market on self sealing stem bolts and we still can't take over the Federation? Inconceivable!
Frankie Chestnuts Zek: "Hello, I'm a Mac."
Ferengi #1: "And I'm a Dell."
Ferengi #2: "And I'm a Sony."
Ferengi #3: "And I'm an IBM."
Ferengi #4: "And I'm a Lenovo."
Ferengi #5: "And I'm a Samsung."
Ferengi #6: "And I'm a Gateway."
Ferengi #7: "And I'm an HP."
Ferengi #8: "And I'm a Acers."
lexxonnet ZeK: And I heard... there wasn't a single Ferengi in Star Trek XI. I mean, even Enterprise fit us in!
Merlin Zek: Bring me the wallet of Alfredo Garcia!
Bird of Prey Grand Nagus: "Gentlemen, our race faces their greatest transaction ever! The Vulcans have lost their planet and want to acquire Ferenginar!"
Merlin Zek and the Knights of the Rectangular Table
N'tran DS 12 In the background, a Savage Curtain.
N'tran DS 12 Galileo Seven sequel: The Ferengi Eight.
Captain Reynolds Then it's settled - we'll go back to the 20th century, take human disguises, control AIG and the rest of the banks and crash the hew-mon economy!
nerd86 ...and then I said latinum is just platinum without the urine! Ha!
*cricket chirping*
jg Somewhere on DS9, a bar of latinim screams in terror.
HungryHungarian Zek: 'How much do you think we have to pay this Abrams guy for keeping our people unchanged in his movies?'
Kostmayer "One of you will betray me"
HungryHungarian Zek: 'blah, blah, blah, financial crisis, blah, blah, blah, economic stimulus act, blah, blah, blah, reforms...'
Maihar'du (thinking): 'If I didn't have to take this f*cking vow of silence now I would be able to tell this babbling idiot to shut up.'
HungryHungarian After this particular government meeting, it suddenly became obvious that Obama was a Trekker.
HungryHungarian Not many now that the Godfather trilogy was based on a true story.
jfdckwrth The Ferengi Trade Council is called into an emergency session due to an unexpected swing in Elvis Presley collectables.
Lucky Strike Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom:
Zek: So it's agreed then, we will begin the sale of Hew-mon Chinese finger traps to the Klingons immediately.
lexxonnet Zek: So, I had this fwiend named Gigantus Lobus...
Skipbear The team that wrote "These are the Voyages"
Lennier Not exactly the Grey Council, now, is it?
Guycrush "My name is Zek, and I have a gambling addiction."
LLAMA Iran's ruling council delaring Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the winner.
Sulu Then it's agreed. Sarah Palin will be our 2012 nominee.
pertinax People we need an idea for another 'Law & Order'.

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