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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "I call it "Blu-ray". It will be the biggest thing since the DVD." |
| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | (voiceover): 'Today on Mythbusters: Free energy devices. Can a 19th century machine be made to run on Commander Riker's ego alone?' |
| AJ | Data: "... and with this machine, the captain will finally be able to draw the line 'here and no further'." |
| McFortner | Data (thinking): It's just not fair. Spock got to use vacuum tubes and all I have to work with is this junk.... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Mrs. Carmichael: "Ahh, Mr. Data. I see you have the machine that goes "Ping"." |
| jg | Data: Something tells me that oops will not quite cover this mistake. |
| lexxonnet | The Death Star's laser had its humble beginnings a long long time ago, in a galaxy not so far away. |
| nerd86 | It wasn't Skynet, Data is the one sending back the Terminators! |
| Scion Ninja | Phonograph: Do you xpect me to talk? Data: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!!! |
| Tsukiyumi | "PC Load Letter? What the f*ck does THAT mean?" |
| Tsukiyumi | Finally, we see the 'plotiton' generator later Trek writers would use to randomly generate "particles of the week". |
| David | Today on Blue Peter... |
| Bird of Prey | Data: "And if I put the red matter in here, the device creates a quantum singularty, colloquially also known as a black hole! I suppose you could do some really terrible stuff with an artificial black hole, like destroying whole planets - but certainly nobody would be crazy enough to actually do that..." |
| ExAstris | "I am curious, why is it that all "Flux Capacitors" require exactly 1.21 Gigawatts to run properly? |
| McFortner | Data has to go to extraordinary steps to remove the DRM from his MP3s. |
| JGiliberti | Da-ta phone home! |
| Hugh Jass | I do believe from the needle goping up & down on this thingy that either the San Fransico eartquake has begun or Riker has just farted |
| the Geek | Data, in his Blue Period. |
| BJH | Data: Curious. The beam was supposed to be red. |
| Tobias | Riker: Mr. Data, it looks like you've killed Kenny. Picard: You bastard! Riker: Wait, that's just Wesley. Picard: Oh... carry on. |
| Exodore | Laforge (offscreen): What's that Data? Data: It is a highly concentrated burst of infra-red wave band directed to a highly sensitive receiver... Laforge: And that's for... Data: i'm tired of getting up to change the channel on the TV... I'm building a remote control! |
| jg | The Cylon's murky origins are finally explained. |
| Schizo-Hal | Data's first reproductive endeavor. It suffered a worse fate than Lal... |
| HungryHungarian | Picard: 'Tell me, Data, can this be...' Data: 'Yes, Captain. I am certain that we have found J.J. Abrams' famed Lens Flare Machine.' |
| The Geek | "... I shall call it... Mini Me." |
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