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10 May 2009

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Captain 8472 In spite of suffering from old age and dementia, Rick Berman (left) and Brannon Bragga (right) stubbornly refused to give up control of Star Trek.

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nerd86 Neelix: Didjya see the reboot last night?
Chakotay: Yeah. You?
Neelix: Yep. So... are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Chakotay: Chekov seemed gay?
Neelix: I was going to talk about the whole time travel thing, but now that you mention it...
Johnny Archer Acoochie Moya. I am far from the land of my forefathers. I'm also sitting next to what looks like an overripe banana.
Literalist Neelix finally understands the meaning of the human term "bonehead".
Pinky & the Brain They're creepy and their cooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're altogther creppy
the Voyager family
The sets are made of cardboard
They're in the Beta quadrant
even if they don't know it
The Voyager family
Lennier Don't worry Neelix. As long as Brannon Braga's not writing, we won't have to suffer through anything as bad as "Threshold".
jg Neelix: Any chance I will win an award for this episode.
Chakotay: Not a chance in hell.
Mr. President Chakotay had to wait a long time before his character got something interesting to do...a long, long, long time.
The Geek Geriatrics... IN SPAAAAACE!
Drakey "At least your eyes aren't going yet."
"Your eyes are going?"
"I think so. I'm seeing spots!"
(The funny part is that this works no matter who says what.)
MarkB Acting Lesson 1: Do not piss off the make-up lady.
LLAMA Nelix:A spot, what is it?
Chakotay:It's Data's cat on the enterprise, but that's not inportant right now.
Dante Neelix- You just had to fall asleep during the Doctor's opera performance.
Chakotay- At least I didn't arrive drunk.
Neelix- ...So when do you think he'll change us back?
William H24N24, the dalmatian flu
sentinel64 Skeltor: I thought this new weight control program the captain started would trim me down, but now I have my doubts...
Neelix: Weight control... I think the Captain just wanted to get rid off a few of the crew so she could have more replicator rations for her coffee.
Legion "So, you heard Shatner sing and survived?"
Dennie Hebels These are the voyages of the starship Chromosome.
It's ongoing mission: to explore strange new ways of altering your DNA,
to boldly genetically engineer where no man has genetically engineered before.

######## Star Trek: The next Mutation ########
Acronyme Neelix: "I told you we should have asked the doctor for permission to engage in an intimate relationship!"
Tobias Chakotay: Let me get this straight. After fifty-four years in the Delta Quadrant, we found a wormhole?
Neelix: That's right.
Chakotay: And it led us right back to Ocampa?
Neelix: Yes.
Chakotay: So we have to start this trip all over again?
Neelix: That is correct.
Chakotay: ... (too many explicatives for this site to handle)
drow Voyager Season Forty-Seven, now on Bluer-Ray DVD!
Sulu Mr. Neelix, could you please stop staring at me while we're urinating?
Jack Beltran: Conventions are killing me.
Steven Grumpier old Voyagers!
Blaston Phools Tonight on the Jeri Springer Show!
"Paternal DNA results, revealed!"
McFortner Chakotay: And THIS is when we jumped the shark....
Capt. Jethro After finally communicating with the Alpha quadrant, Chakotay and Neelix try the latest holo adventrue, Skeletor meets Cheetor
Tobias Neelix: Guess I shouldn't have cooked that four-year-old Bajoran lobster, should I?
Tobias Neelix: I know this is a costume party, Commander, but you look nothing like Captain Picard.
nerd86 Enzyte for natural male enhancement. (Side effects include: loss of hair, reduced melanin, sunken features, and odor resembling fried cod.)
Neelix: "By the way... you smell fantastic!"
Ty.G Nelix: That's right Mr. Johnnie Cockran. We'd like to sue the Planter's Company for not putting more warning labels on their jars. People need to know they contain peanutes.
jg The Doctor was able to successfully treat Chakotay's problem. He did have trouble treating Neelix's problem because Neelix's medical records werea bit spotty.
Kevin P. Neelix: I believe the technical term for your condition is "the Wrinkled Fuglies." It can be serious. It got Diana Muldaur fired right off TNG, I heard.
Captain 8472 Voyager in Blue Ray did not go over very well.

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