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jg It looks like Odo may be taking casual Friday a bit to far.
bryonfogl Bashir:(Thinking to himself) he is better hung then me... how can that be... I know my parents got the ron jeremy upgrade....
Ty.G Sisko and the Founder discuss a truce to vote Odo off Survivor.
jg Bashir (thinking to himself): I will not look at his crotch, I will not look at his...DAMN IT, I JUST LOOKED AT HIS CROTCH.
Tiberius BASHIR: I'm sorry, Captain, but she's broken Energizer Odo. She put his batteries in backwards, and, well, as you can see, he kept coming and coming and coming....
Chromedome Is this the naturist beach? Are we too late for the beach volleyball?
ncc1701bulldog Sisko: "We want a refund, this one is broken."
ncc1701bulldog Ever since Odo attempted to transform into Amy Whinehouse, he had never been the same.
ncc1701bulldog Female Founder: "I'll be honest, we gave him an enema."
Mark The teaser for "Changling Love Slave"
RedDwarfian It's hard to tell whether Odo is cold, or hot.
Frankie Chestnuts Odo: The last thing I remember is Quark asking me if I'd ever tasted a "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster". Then he hit me with a slice of lemon wrapped around a brick, and I woke up here.
ThomasJBryant Sisko: "Okay, okay... A genetically enhanced doctor, a Bajorian Prophet and a Changeling go for a walk on the beach--"
Bashir: "You've told this one already..."
ThomasJBryant An outtake would explain the episode's title: One swift soccer kick to the groin, and indeed, Odo had a "broken link".
DaCaptain Sisko: Ok, look... the universal translator malfunctioned. We meant to say "The Naked Now" and "The Naked Time" not "Now is the Time to get Naked."
Capt. Jethro One caveat to the treaty after the Dominion War was to keep Odo away from Bloodwine.
katefan Sisko, now that you have seen the terrifying power of our new Orgasmatron, you must realize the Federation has no choice but to surrender!
jg Founder: We gave him the death he always wanted. A hero's death, a death worthy of a member of our species. It was Death by Snu-Snu.
OlderThanTOS René Auberjonois "I played Richard III. There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me"
Von Kos Bashir (Thinking): I wonder if I can get his kidneys out while they are both distracted.
Sondak “I’m not saying you did the wrong thing, it’s just that DS9 has enough docking pylons as it is.”
Plasmodium Female changeling: "It was death by jamaharon, Captain Sisko."

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