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20 Apr 2008

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Niall Johnson So I heard they were making a blue movie, I thought hey perfect! They said I wasn't quite what they were looking for. Go figure.

Special Mention

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The Geek "Wow! What are the odds we'd show up at the party wearing the EXACT same shirt?"
Bodhi "Th-there ap-appears t-to b-b-be a problem with th-the thermostat in my qu-qu-quarters..."
epclarkson Bolian: "Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into. Cleaning Klingons off the hull."
Human: I'm sorry, Ollie."
jg The guy on the right would soon regret falling for the pull my finger trick.
RedDwarfian Sweeny Todd: The Next Generation
mwhittington Human: You haven't had sex in a very long time, have you?
Bolian: Wow, how did you know?
Human: ...
AJ "I've got the right to sing the blues."
Q There once was a barber named Mot
Who's hairstyles were considered hot
Then he boared the Enterprise
and to everyone's surprise
A good barber he was not
Lynn Campbell Barbershop duet.
Niall Johnson Okay, here's the deal. You trim Riker's beard, and I'll give Troi her Brazilian. I love being in charge!
Lynn Campbell Mott: “You see we’re what’s known as filler. When the writers want to phone it in and can’t think of an interesting plot twist they create a, usually irritating, character that no one really cares about to fill screen time.”
Extra: “So we’ll never be regular characters?”
Mott: “Oh there is always hope. After all look at Neelix….”
OlderThanTOS In spite of Starfleet's "Don't ask. Don't tell" policy, the unlikely pair found each other.
pravda So, humans turn blue when they can't breathe, do you turn pink?
Graeme Carter I work for Google - I'm a Bolian search operator
jg Today we have the Grim Reaper. In the future, after Microsoft takes over, people will dread the arrival of the living blue screen of death.
epclarkson "Our continuing mission, to explore strange new hairdos, to seek out new perms and color treatments, to boldy style hair where no hair has been styled before!"
pravda The lack of overt sexual tension limits the possible content of the captions. Why couldn't a picture of T'Pol and some Orion Slave Girls be left up for this long?
Legion "Just keep in mind: We may be barbers but at least we're not selling ladies' shoes."

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