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jg Moments later, the dancer was engulfed in flames when the dreaded Vulcan Death Fart was directed in his direction.

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jg While the station was thankful for his elimination of the cardassian voles on the station, many residents of DS9 became highly upset when the exterminator did his "Dance of the Flaming Voles"
RedDwarfian He's just happy because he's the only one on the station who knows what a Humuhumunukunuku Apua'a is.
truevaliance The Emergency Maori Tribal Dancer Hologram, with his flashy looks and flaming torches, was proving to be a essential addition for Federation facilities with any sense of class.
Griddles Quark: I got rid of the Dabo girls for THIS!?
Admiral Ed Captain's Log. Stardate 51247.5
After my inspection to the mess hall. All I have to say is: No more Casual Fridays!!!!
AJ A flame-war has started on the DITL caption competition.
Lister Crewman (Off Screen): Definitely not Swedish.
Captain Nathan What really happens inside a warp core. This Hawaiin guy just spins his fire stick really fast until it bends space and time.
Mr. President It was a sad day for Ensign Martinez when he misunderstood Captain Sisko's order of "Fire at will."
Mr. President Captain Picard was very particular about how his Earl Grey tea got to be hot.
DBB After the failure of Doom at the box-office, the Rock begins entertaining at parties.
Bryan Moore "If you're flaming and you know it raise your hand..."
Hisrak The ulitmate proof that you CAN burn the candle at both ends.

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